User blog comment:Aghostintheboat/The Official Roleplay Room/@comment-24903406-20141001232750

---Kalinin Oblast, Top secret Russian naval base, 18:00---

Kuznetsov sits in his office. He is very bored. Then, he leans back in his swivel chair and rummages through his desk. With a cry of alarm, We slams the door shut and pages Admiral Vasnetsov to come to his office. Vasnetsov enters the room only to be greeted by a raging Kuznetsov;

"Vasnetsov!!!", Kuznetsov roared, "What did you do with the cheese spray!?!?!? You were the last person to use it!"

"What? I threw it away!", Vasnetsov exclaims, "I thought you didn't want it!"

"You fool! I wanted you to put it in the pantry, not through it away! I think your going deaf."

"Come to think of it", Vasnetsov said, "My ears have been a little... poopy these days. I'll go get them checked."

"You'd better!", Kuznetsov roared again, "Or I will have your head on my wall!"

Said and done, Kuznetsov grabs Vasnetsov by the neck collar of his uniform and, with a swift move, literally kick him out the door. Kuznetsov sits back down at his desk, mumbling about his dissapoinment about having no spray cheese on his Vodka.