User blog comment:WolfgangBSC/Wolfgang's Random Chat Room/@comment-11181609-20140731211021

The story of a god modder.

- Once upon a time, in a small, unknown island, a man was quietly sitting, wondering of he had the power to take control of the world. He needed some coffee and POOF. A cup of coffee appeared in his hand. He thought more things and they all appeared! And realized... He could take. Over the World! Starting with Russia, he destroyed all nations. But everything started to fall apart. It all faded away... Then he found himself in his room, laying in his bed sleeping. In front of him were the following.


 * A dragon


 * A doctor with a welding mask on


 * A ghost


 * A wolf


 * A captain


 * a Khoi fish


 * a rudder


 * a mace


 * an owl


 * a nutt


 * a Romulan

They all said at once, "You are arrested for god modding, we will torture you for the rest of your life".