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Dumbest Tankers Ever!

Review by yours truly, Flamme.

OK, so we all know that a LOT of players in WoT are just plain... dumb. Well, here I am going to list my top five stupidest tankers I have ever heard of/came across.

5. Doughnut Covenanter

While I was in a battle on Port in my Matilda, this Covenanter starts sitting at spawn doing doughnuts in his tank, screaming in all caps that everyone is a noob and that he is the best etc. etc. etc., contributing to the battle in no way. Fortunately for us, a WG employee was in that same battle on the enemy team, and dropped the ban hamma on that Covenanter after he decided to cuss out the moderator.

4. Flying Tigers

On the brand new Canal map, I watched a Tiger I fly off one of the bridges at full speed and land on a teammate... less than 10 seconds into the battle. Complete retard. Both tanks walked away with less than half health each, and ended up being the first two to die from enemy fire. Figures.

3. Moonwalking Hetzer

On the same battle as the retard Covenanter on Port, I had a Hetzer on my team who was intent on backwards driving into the entire f***ing enemy team while randomly firing at a friendly Pz. 38 nA. He died from HE in the a**.

2. Drunk E-100

While I haven't seen him myself, rumors abound about the Blitz forums about a legendary E-100 driver, who is known to drive his mighty tank BACKWARDS into the enemy forces. In a tier X heavy. FULL RETARD MODE ACTIVTED.

1. Backwards Driving E-75

Similar to the E-100 but I have seen this myself. Well, on Oasis Palms, we had an E-75 on our team who derpishly drove backwards the entire game... while firing at everything in his way, instead of just running it over. Shockingly however, the enemy must have been even more incompetent that he, as he managed to kill two enemy tanks before falling into a ditch.

So there you have it, some of the dumbest tankers on Blitz. If you have seen anything dumb yourself, feel free to tell us about it.