Thread:USS Enterprise CVN-65/@comment-24142455-20150311142820/@comment-12271231-20150314033907

"Ok, load the High Explosive shells! What do you mean they're not on the ship? Wha... How... Who's idea was it to drag the ammo crates behind the ship!? I know they're floaty Dave, BUT THEY'RE FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES! Dave, get off my ship now, yes, shame."

-Tim Dragoon

"Full power to engines... Why aren't we moving? Ok, who took all the uranium!? Oh wait, that was me, sorry Dave. If nobody else saw, I just slapped Dave so hard."

-Tim Dragoon

"I'm aware my plan is stupid and over the top, that's why it's my plan!"

-Tim Dragoon

"Colonel, I much prefer looking cool than tactical functionality, now give the damn ship velociraptor shaped cannons!"

-Tim Dragoon

"Get me a box turtle, a laser pointer, a helicopter, and duct tape! Why? BECAUSE! NOW DON'T QUESTION ME!