User blog:Orion Caelum/Epic Rap Battles of BSCN!

[Intro]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BSCN!

TANKSWINGER!

VS!

USS ENTERPRISE CVN-65!

BEGIN!

[Tankswinger]

Picture a new user joining the wiki

Learning from your mistakes to become a much better commander

Now picture the juggernaught that is PCV

Who can bunker bust all over your asteroid belt scene!

Try to duel with me, USS, ya must be Psycho

I'll bring back the Nightmare and take a bite of your glorified lifeboats

I'm always so on the top of BSC -- the game, I get vertigo

My fleet's in LEO, waiting for me to murder ya

I rocked the Fissure and Neo-Earth; your navies got nixed

You rock as many ships as that schlep Admiral Phoenix

Next time you're cowering behind Israel or AIF from PCV's might

Check your scanners, see me bringing a flying ship blight

I produce battleships, with skill that lasts for ages

You produce a navy that lies so much, it has two faces

Maybe next time I visit, you'll be a bit more gracious

Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness!

[USS Enterprise CVN-65]

That was a close encounter of the wannabe-communist kind

But there won't be a pretty ending this time

Half your billions should go to Owlfeathers

]Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

I'm the master of diplomacy, and on the mic intense

No defense against Enterprise once he presents

My skill is enormous, orchestrate UAC hierarchy performance

You're more horrible than AP -- and even more landwhale-enormous

Come on, mind control and lasers to stir the fears up

I squeezed screams out of reborn Nazis in Europe

I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a navy

Wreck posers and kick you back to when you were a baby

[Owlfeathers117]

What? Give me a Tylenol; stop rhyming, you all

Guys, you got no style at all;  I'm the king of dialogue

There's only one reason I know any of you; you're just too humdrum

And I've seen sicker raps when I coughed on some

Mace, you tried to win against UAC, but couldn't do that

I'm surprised I even let you join 'cause you were so fat

Look it up, it's a true fact. Too lazy to do research? Wikipedia that

Now allow me to attack USS the hack.

Due to your loss of Neo-Earth, a failure's what I label you

It looked like some suicide battle AP would do

Ask anybody "Who's the best navy on this site?"

The best you'll get is "I guess UAC is kinda nice?"

The posts that I write are the cleanest

But when I grip mics I'm the meanest

You bet Owl is a genius

A greater man than you from the brain to the penis

[Orion Caelum]

Genius is a powerful word, but there's no reason to use it

'Less you're talking about the Caelum, then there's really nothing to it

Every thing I do is visionary

Every single ship a painting made exactly how I wanna make it

Do another battle and get it right, though I'll still destroy your fleet another time

The audience all love me, I'm the bomb, drop esoteric-tech rhymes

Like clockwork, make you all hurt, beat PCV, Protoss, and Sith the color purple

Your raps to your navies are the worst waste of potential since when 2 ended Portal!

[TheAlphaTheOmega]

That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you

Why don't I come down there and show you what a real King can do?

I swoop low with the Narada, no second-in-command, I work solo

If there's one thing I've learned, (female dogs, plural), this game is about mother(you know) power

Aneph rules this wiki, y'all, mother(you know) power

Make all your navies get some real mother(you know) power

I set up shop, made a few ships, got that Got Milk power

Rose to Nero and Khan, now I rule this wiki from backstage with my sheer power

I ain't got that weight on my conscience, I don't give a (bleep)

I take my spoils of war to the bank and I sign the deposit with my nuts

I give the people what they love, while the godmodders say I'm evil

Got no time to deal with petty wars, while I'm working with the whole wiki's upheaval

Got a gift from above, and my creations are unparalleled lethal

When it comes to shipbuilding and tech, no user is my equal

[Outro]

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES... OF BSCN!