User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/The New (And Improved) Official Roleplay Room/@comment-24231515-20150903210110

At Gotthard Pass, in the middle of the night...

Chasseur Cadet: Sir, with all due respect, how are we going to blow up two bridges? After all, we are just a light mountain company! There is no way that we can blow up these two bridges even with all of Chasseur Division.

Commander Carrel: Well, have you guys ever heard of a Ford Pinto? No? Well, the Ford Pinto was a highly explosionable car made by the Ford car manufactoring company. Despite being highly dangerous, due to it's cheap costs in production, a lot were made. Despite all of the casulties it costed, the cars were never recalled. So guess what I found? Two Ford Pintos.

Chasseur Cadet: But sir! Due to my mathmatical calculations, a car is not able to blow up a bridge!

Commander Carrel: You really shouldn't have joined us... But anyways, that's where dynamite comes into play. You see, since we found the dynamite in those old coal mines, we threw those, some bottles of moonshine, and jerry cans of fuel into the Ford Pinto as well.

Chasseur Cadet: Will it work?

Commander Carrel: Who knows? It will probably decommision these bridges for a while. Hey Carl, let's start with the old bridge first!

''A section of men gathered around Carl, a man with computer skills as a empty Ford Pinto began accelerating as fast as possible towards the barriers of the old bridge. Then it hit, a nicely large size of a fireball erupted from the car and onto the bridge as a ton of smoke began to appear. The bridge was probably gone.''

Commander Carrel: Ok, the Jerries are gonna be here soon, detonate the second car!

Nothing happened.

Commander Carrel: Carl? What's happened?

Carl: I think the detonator isn't working.

Commander Carrel: Well, crap. Someone hand me a shotgun.

''With a double barrel shotgun in hand, Commander Carl walked near the Ford Pinto and pulled the trigger, twice of course. With that, the Ford Pinto exploded, pretty much wrecking the bridge, creating a gap between the two sides of the bridge.''