User blog comment:I am that Archimedes/The Wiki's New Users/@comment-32153758-20160319100754

Why would a new user know who Garrett is?

Who just joins a wiki then goes out of their way to look up "oh, this man is a troublemaker", instead of making some blog post introducing themselves and saying "hello! Let me join your navy! I will make u proud!"

That's your first inquiry of the day.