User blog comment:WolfgangBSC/The Random Chat Room/@comment-24903406-20160720012118

/Mace is sitting on a bench in the middle of a park full of kids /Kids are playing Pokemon Go /Mace is getting angry /Suddenly bench breaks from sheer stress and is compromised due to excessive weight /Mace gets pissed /Mace swears like a sailor /Suddenly kids stop paying PG and stare at mace /Angry parents swarm mace /Mace starts booking it as fast as his flab can carry him /In the end mace burns 6.9 calories /Mace then decides to join the Pokemon Go force /MFW mace needs exercise to burn his flab