User blog comment:WolfgangBSC/The Random Chat Room/@comment-10905876-20150611051333

Two nude statues - one of a man, one of a woman - stand on opposite corners of a park, facing each other. After decades, a fairy godmother sees them and, feeling impish, turns them human. "You have an hour to do anything you like, then it's back on the pedestals with you."

The woman looks at the man and asks, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

He looks at her and says, "Absolutely."

They rush into the bushes, hand-in-hand, and excessive grunting and thrashing can be heard. A half hour later, he steps out, looks at the park clock and calls back into the bushes, "Okay, time's half up. Now you hold the pigeons while I shit on them!"