Talk:People's Republic of South America/@comment-26778822-20150721023812

Emeterio Betances calls Elrond from his specialized holding chamber inside the battlecruiser Rey de la Muerte

Em: (nasal voice) The RdlM is ready to sail at your command. I am afraid I cannot meet you due to my....deformities. I should not have gone to that god damned planet.

(Call terminated)