Talk:United States Navy/@comment-10905876-20150922150358/@comment-10905876-20150923030002

OOC: Boony, you coming? If so, the admiral is taking a break. Also, IKN fish out of water!

IC:

Calavicci: "Well, I believe that you have a commodore coming to join you. I think we should continue when he arrives. Until then, I think you ought to head shoreside, maybe have a look around."

Radford: "Very well. Good day, admiral."

Radford then exits the Constitution, and goes ashore. He had promised his son Jack that he'd get a souvenir from some of the ports his ship would visit on her tour, and now seemed to be a perfect time to fulfill that. He took a bus in to Newport News, and began walking the streets in search of something to buy. As he walks a pair of civilians pass him by and comment on his uniform.

Civilian 1: "Hey look at that, don't know ther was a Star Wars convention in town. I wonder where it is."

Civilian 2: "Hey man, nice costume. Look look just like captain Needa from Empire. The wheel gun looks out of place though."

Radford: "I beg your pardon. This is my service uniform dammit!"

Civilian 1: "Hey, even in character. You must be a serious cos player. Funny about the revolver though, very out of place..."

Civilian 2: "Don't remember them sounding quite so British, but maybe it's been so long that I don't remember an unedited version of the films. Tell me, do you prefer the theatrical, or special edition versions of the Original Trilogy?"

Radford: "What?! I have no bloody idea what the devil you're talking about! This is my standard issue officers' uniform, and this is my standard officers' sidearm. I am a naval officer, NOT, a fanboy!"

Civilian 1: "Uhh, hate to break this to you man, but that isn't a navy uniform."

Radford: "Yes it is you imbecile, haven't you seen a foreign naval officer before?! I am captain Lancelot Radford, commander of the battlecruiser IKN Untamable, which is at anchor in the harbor!" -points to shoulder- "You see this flag? You will see it flying from her masthead. Good day."

Civilian 2: "Well, he's grouchy..."

A significantly more flustered Radford continues on his way, grumbling about idiotic fanboys....