User blog comment:Void Samukai/Yamato Vs USS Texas (1944): Now this is getting ridiculous!!!/@comment-17969412-20160403042711/@comment-26482266-20160403065350

If the constitution is going to defeat the IJN Yamato, I have what is possibly the only way that it could do so...

The wind blows as both of the ships line up for engagement. The Constitution, with it's less-than-stellar iron-cannon broadside is faced against a massive Japanese battleship with the longest-ranged guns of any ship in the world.

From a range of 23km, the Japanese battleship opens up on the Constitution. While it's initial shots were exaggerated, it's next salvos hit, obliterating the Constitution from the sea. In celebration, all Japanese sailors on the Yamato went up to the deck to celebrate the sinking of the US Navy's oldest commissioned warship.

That would be short lived. Soon, the shrapnel and wood from the recently deceased Constitution rained on all of the sailors. All of them die, from infections caused by...wood splinters...and...iron-cannon particles. The Yamato remained afloat, crewless and lifeless. But that's not all.

The obliteration of the Constitution created such a massive explosion that a cannonball is sent flying into space at unbelievable speeds.

60 years later

The New Horizon's probe is launched, and gains a gravity assist from Jupiter. The cannonball, however, suddenly appearing from nowhere, knocks it out of alignment. Soon, using a extended gravity assist, it slingshots towards the direction of Earth....

Soon, it reaches earth, right at the destination of where the IJN Yamato was last left. It goes through the atmosphere...and hits the lifeless ship at Mach 11, causing a nuclear detonation and obliterating the ship.

That isn't all. The Gods of probability were pissed, so at that time, every single person in the world was suddenly hit by a falling crack-bale, obliterated by the combined brunt of all of the nuclear weapons ever made suddenly detonating, before being subsequently destroyed by a deorbited Mars, which magically had it's orbit knocked out of alignment towards Earth.

Final Score-card


 * Constitution - 0
 * IJN Yamato - 0
 * RNG - 1