User blog comment:Void Samukai/Tenelapis/@comment-38.105.236.163-20150115230452/@comment-25373667-20150116194155

IC:

Me: Citizens, a new restaurant has opened in Tenelapis orbit, called "Line One Variable." Parliament has decided to ban visits to this restaurant, as it funds an alien race's plot to do bad things. Instead, eat at your local "Tenelapis To Go." They have hot, home cooked meals 24-7, and their food tastes a lot better too.

Crowd: Lots of clapping and cheer.