Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-29048862-20140803020203/@comment-11135771-20140827154945

Come aboard the AIF Lovecraft... forever.†

†Offer only applies 95% of the time. The other 5%, you get tossed out of the ship after a few hours, screaming nonsense at anyone willing to listen and having suffered permanent mental damage. The AIF is not responsible for any personal injuries or damages that may occur as a result of this.