Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27822411-20140912210433/@comment-12161342-20140915231327

sorry it took so long. Wanted this one to be extra special....

ARTISTS vs TURTLES(entire song rewritten against khoi, my response for part two of TheAlphatheOmega vs Khoi Tran)

Cowabunga douche, lets get it on...

Koi fish against the one and only RP god.

I got the shipbuilding technique

to sink this weak-hulled freak back down to the deeps.

I'll catch a Koi fish and cook up some fillets,

if you decide to stand up and battle me today.

I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow,

so lemme pass the mic to my good man Nero.

Ye got a tough shell but yer soft in the middle.

Narada wouldn't touch you with a six-mile tendril.

Yer raps are crap, my ship's a brute

I'll slice through your whole fleet like its rotten fruit.

Yo my names Khan and I came to flow,

my genes are dope and I'll lay you low.

I'm an emcee shredder, skull crushin' machine,

But time to pass it up to the man behind the screen.

Sup foo, I'm Nesbitt and I'm giant,

I made all these guys that can slay you like goliath.

I'm the man behind the mask and you can't quite touch me,

I'll crush you in this battle and irl, trust me!

We drop science,

We got the mathematics,

the architects of the best ships are rap addicts.

you survived round one but this won't end well

when we all go and drop-kick you to hell.

The wisdom of our master

(Alpha)

Taught us to restrain our violence

(master Alpha)

But our master

(master Alpha)

Doesn't care for you!

Yo I don't think you wanna

mess with the Narada, eh?

Get back in yer pathetic little ship and warp away!

BUT NO, I can chase you down with the Vengeance,

Warping wont help you live another day!

Oh hi, I'm Gutripper, a cool sith lord guy,

I'll send you back to school

with my power in the dark side.

But first tell me who ye are again dude,

you're so lame I dont even know what you do!

You couldn't understand me, your just too dull,

you wouldnt know my genius if it crapped in your skull.

I got the ships and the mind and the rhymes so sweet,

I'm like the Impossible Game, I can't be beat!

So just go ahead and hate,

I'll let it skate on by,

your raps are tissue paper,

they inspire no pride.

I'm the G-O-D of the R-P,

kickin you in the willy,

chowin on your tiny little ships made of sushi!