Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24231515-20141021015031/@comment-10905876-20141030052658

So an Irishman wins a piglet at the local farmers market (well, back then it was the market) and decided to celebrate it in true Irish fashion. So he takes this pig with him to a bar, and buys drinks for himself and the pig, until the pig relives itself on the bar and they're kicked out. He continues this process through many bars until evening, at which point he returns to the market, gets some axel grease from his wagon, greases the piglet down, and turns it loose in the market. Several months later around Easter, his neighbor who knew he won a pig asked his wife if they were looking forward to eating the pig her husband won. She of course had no idea about the pig, and was quite livid when he got home.

The man in this story is my great great grandfather, and this is an interesting family story.