Talk:Canada/@comment-24301892-20160822065003/@comment-24787182-20160822171035

Joke OOC, not official IC:

The US offers Canada its fancy new air superiority fighters and free lifetime Bennigan's coupons (50% off any meal at any participating Bennigan's restaurants in both the US and Canada) for every Canadian in exchange for ~50,000 more Tim Horton's restaurants within US territorial and colonial borders.