Talk:United States Navy/@comment-13740085-20131018054648


 * Aid: Sir, there's an important message from NASA.
 * Guy: Very well, lets talk. (A NASA astronomer appears) What can I do for you?
 * NASA: There's not much any of us can do.
 * Guy: (confused) I don't understand.
 * NASA: We've detected a meteor head for Earth. We calculate that it will impact in two weeks time, on October 31st.
 * Guy: Well I guess when you ask "trick or treat", God gives a trick.
 * NASA: Admiral...?
 * Guy: Just trying to lighten the mood. Do you know what damage will be caused?
 * NASA: No, we don't know how it will impact naval operations. Anywhere from a moderate effect to total cessation.
 * Guy: well, nothing to do now,...but wait.