User blog comment:Y0ki3GGNET/Barfight Event/@comment-24171828-20150710151005/@comment-25722005-20150710171942

The truck driver activates the ULTRA SMART AI that is totally not gotten from UAC and exits all MLG popups. The driver presses a button on his exosuit and transform into a Mechanical Battle Attack Goat. The goat presses a button on his suit and suddenly the driver and the goat is now Immortal, then the MBAG charges into the Illumikitty.