Talk:P.A.N.Z.E.R./@comment-10905876-20151129212139/@comment-25373667-20151129232948

The standard meal of the Cattirian is the Cattirian salad. It is composed of radioactive marijuana leaves, grown "fresh" in the gula--I mean, HAPPY FUN PLACES of Cattiria, and is topped with a variety of toppings, such as uranium flakes, plutonium chunks, childrens' tears, and REAL human meat! It is highly nutritious, and keeps CN citizens brainw--HAPPY so they can be contro--LED EFFECTIVELY by their corru-WONDERFUL leaders! Buy some today!

''Cattirian salad may cause hallucinations, dizziness, headaches, nausea, bloating, gas, desire to consume human flesh, or death. Please consult your doctor before consumption.''