User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/The New (And Improved) Official Roleplay Room/@comment-24142455-20150506192635/@comment-25373667-20150507193917

Now Khoi, stop punning around, your puns ain't exactly getting the bull by the horns. You see, we're having a cow with these puns, and we'll start bull-ying you if you don't stop.

Now, I don't mean to ruffle your feathers, but don't play chicken and act like Garret. That's called fowl play.

This is eggs-actly what I call weaponized puns.