User blog comment:WolfgangBSC/The Random Chat Room/@comment-25453078-20150603022925/@comment-25373667-20150603023234

I sleep with a 9mm handgun and a katana under my pillow each night. Not to mention the various other handguns, knives, and rifles in my room.

And all of this is so that I can make it to the gun safe in the basement which has... better goodies.

So, as you can tell, I lost my faith in humanity LONG ago.