User:Tankswinger

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Maceswinger's Quotes
"If you say no I will shank you with a tissue"

"Silly carrier, smoking weed is for kids"

"You cannot shoot with binoculars."

"Anime logic: Most logical thing to do takes 1 episode - anime logic: go directly opposite and drag it on for 69 episodes while every other 5 episodes has two characters preforming hentai."

"I thought you can charge a battery with a microwave"

"I tried overclocking an AMD CPU with a stock cooler and now my computer is spewing smoke and won't turn on plz help"

"The Loader and the Gunner recover, but their effectiveness is nerfed by the injuries..."

"Rear armor has been nerfed to 125mm to rebalance the weight of the tank."

"Bogatov's WoTB account: has 69 Obj. 140s in which case all of them are painted gold and have RoF increase of 69"

"Wat."

Rheinmetall Product Line
Because Rheinmetall makes everything nowadays, we have...


 * Rheinmetall Toilet™
 * Rheinmetall Toilet Paper™
 * Rheinmetall Spiked Dildo™
 * Rheinmetall Pizzaria™

Random AW shenanigans
Proposed Korean tank line:

Prerequisite: Deal 15,000 damage while hidden OR Deal 45,000 damage while hidden in PvE


 * Tier 3: Chonma-ho II
 * Tier 4: Chonma-ho VI
 * Tier 5: Pokpung-ho
 * Tier 6: XK-1
 * Tier 7: K1
 * Tier 8: K1A1
 * Tier 9: XK2
 * Tier 10: K2 Black Panther

Proposed Japanese tank line:

Prerequisite: Spot 75 vehicles in PvP on the move OR Spot 225 vehicles on the move in PvE


 * Tier 3: Type 61
 * Tier 4: Type 74 (STB-1)
 * Tier 5: ---
 * Tier 6: Type 74 mod G/Kai
 * Tier 7: ---
 * Tier 8: Type 90
 * Tier 9: TK-X (Prototype)
 * Tier 10: Type 10

Proposed Israeli tank line

Prerequisite: Absorb more than 10,000 health worth of damage in PvP OR Absorb more than 50,000 health worth of damage in PvE

(Absorb deals with taking potential damage)


 * Magach 5 - Tier 3
 * Magach 7 - Tier 4
 * Merkava Mk. I - Tier 5
 * Sabra - Tier 6
 * Merkava Mk. II - Tier 6
 * Merkava Mk. III - Tier 7
 * Merkava Mk. IIID Dor-Dalet - Tier 8
 * Merkava Mk. IV - Tier 9
 * Merkava Mk. IVm Windbreaker - Tier 10

Proposed Alternate Soviet Tank Line

Prerequisite: Deal 15,000 damage while your health is less than 50% PvP OR deal 45,000 damage while your health is less than 50% in PvE


 * T-55M - Tier 3
 * T-67 - Tier 4
 * T-64BM2 - Tier 5
 * T-64BM BULAT - Tier 6
 * T-72BA - Tier 7
 * T-80A - Tier 8
 * T-84 Oplot - Tier 9
 * T-95 Black Eagle - Tier 10

Random SP shenanigans
Planes built so far:


 * | Yak-1
 * | Yak-3
 * | MiG-15bis
 * | Su-9
 * | Su-15

Spinoffs of my planes:
 * | Yak-1 (Mobile Devices)
 * | Yak-3 (Mobile Devices)
 * | Yak-3BM (Racing Variant)
 * | MiG-15 (Racing Variant)
 * | Su-15TM
 * | Su-15TMv1.1

WHATEVER THE HECK I DUNNO

 * XKCD GARDEN =
 * Drunk Ike gets reckt =

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