Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-10905876-20150316164050

So, with the recent posts on Chinese-English translations, and with enterprise's German post needing translation, I decided to have some fun translating role play posts to Traditional Chinese on google translate, and back to English again. It was quit funny, so I think others should try it too.

Rules:


 * If the translation makes the language a little strong, please censor it


 * It can be run through any language, just as long as you post the final product in English.

Please post the original post so we can see just how mangled it has become.

I'll go first:

Original post:

-UAC Excalibur, Officers' Country-

"GET THAT BLOODY THING OUT OF HERE!" Came the shout from the Admiral's cabin as a terrified lieutenant darts out of the way of a flying glass, which shatters on the opposite bulkhead. "I can tolerate those things on my ship, but not until hell freezes over with wingin pigs overhead will I allow them access to my cabin's computer terminal! Disconnect it now before you find yourself shoveling snow on Calamare for the rest of your career." Screamed a furious James Zahn.

From within the cabin the female voice of the admiral's AI Jennifer asked in a tone not unlike that of a frustrated parent. "Aren't you being a little rash Jim? You really need to..." Before being cut off by a sharp "Shut up!" From Zahn.

At this point the frightened lieutenant stammered: "I-I'll get her disconnected right aw-away sir." Zahn acknowledges with a curt "Do it." Before sulking off to the bridge, thinking to himself: That idiot commander at maintenance, probably though he was doing be some kind of damned favor...

OOC: Haven't done much with Zahn, and this illustrates that he's still a little nuts when it comes to AI.

And the translation:

-UAC Excalibur, officers countries -

"Put that bloody thing out of here!" Shouted the hut from the Navy as a lieutenant darts scared out of flying glass, which broke the bulkhead opposite way. "I can tolerate these things in my boat, but until hell froze and wingin pig overhead I allow them to access my computer terminal hut! Disconnected before now, you will find yourself shoveling snow on Calamare the rest of your career. "Screaming Angry James Zane.

From inside the cabin Admiral AI female voice asked Jennifer tone is no different, a depressed parent. "You do not, as a small rash, Jim? You really need ......" being sharp is cut off, "Shut up!" From Zane.

At this point, Lieutenant frightened stammered: "I - I let her off right away sir AW-." Zane confirm with stiff sulking off the bridge, thinking of his former: that idiot, "Do it." Commander repairs, but maybe he was doing some kind of fucking favor ...

OOC: There does not do much with Zane, which shows that he was a little nuts when it comes to AI. 