Talk:United States Navy/@comment-24787182-20141004194418

-Message from President Colbert to the United States-

''My fellow Americans. As you may know, Chicago was attacked by a group known as the IRF. Their main goal was to get one of our nuclear weapons in exchange for the safety of the city. We told them that we never "negotiate with terrorists" which lead to the deaths of 3,476 Chicagoans, making it the worst attack on American soil since 9/11. Luckily, our submarine-destroyer group was nearby at the time and drove the ships away before more citizens died. Currently, the Armada of Freedom is helping us rebuild the city, but the damage to America is greater. As of now, I officially declare that we are now at war with the IRF.''