User blog comment:Marcboy99/Swollen Matzoball/@comment-25373667-20150806124121

Hey, at least you haven't been nearly drowned by a rip current, fell down a flight of stairs on a WWII battleship, and now I've had my head beat off the bottom of the seabed twenty some times from the damn waves.

Also, now "damn" autocorrects to "Flamme." How ironic.