User blog:USS Enterprise CVN-65/OSA Posts: Castle Wolfenstein

For those who don't know, I made a series of posts with Kevin on the adventures of eight operatives working for a joint AIF-UAC organization called the Office of Secret Actions. The group's goal is to locate a folder holding the location of Wilhelm Strasse's (Nicknamed "Deathshead" by them) to end the German war machine. These posts revolve around their first mission to the base Castle Wolfenstein, and the nearby fishing village "city" Wulfburg. The posts regarding them have been pieced together, and can be here to read (without digging through the comments). Theres two series, one about the OSA Operatives, and about the two bumbling German commanders you've heard of in chat numbers times, Gottlob Berger and Emmerich Schreiner. This blog post will be about the Operatives at Castle Wolfenstein, while a second will revolve around the Wulfburg operations. Berger and Schreiner will appear at the bottom, and will be taking place at around the same time as the OSA operatives are doing their work. (It may take time to pair them up exactly).

-Part One, Castle Wolfenstein-

-Greater Germany-

A cloaked B-95 flys over the North Sea, en route to the German coast. On board is an OSA commando team, loaded in to their ASIVs and waiting to be deployed. The team leader, Blaskowitz, gets on the intercom to make a final mission briefing....

OOC: Trying to frame me as "d*ckswinger" eh?

Blazkowicz: Alright, from what HQ has told us, General "Deathshead" has been manufacturing advanced war machines in a secret compound, our goal is to try and locate this facility, and Deathshead himself. From what one of our informants have found, a new base of operations has been found, Castle Wolfenstein, which may have a folder that gives us the coordinates to Deathshead's compound. What we are intercepting is a convoy loaded with supplies from the German Special Forces bound for Castle Wolfenstein. We will plan to intercept them, and assume the identity of the soldiers, allowing us into Castle Wolfenstein. Any questions? -Moment of silence- No? Perfect. Looks like we're about to drop anyway.

IKAF Pilot: Dropping in 3... 2... 1... drop!

The pods drop, and the B-95 quickly moves out of the zone, the pods heading towards the surface.

Blazkowicz: Once we hit the ground, we assemble into two team, A and B. A will consist of myself, Reid, Prendergast, and Wyatt. Team B will consist of Beokhounder, Blondie, Benson, and Gates. Remember, we have one shot at this, and if you see any German firearms, best you take them, probably better then the ones HQ gave us. From this area we're in, there should be a town about 5 kilometers from we currently are, we head there, set up an ambush point, and take control of the convoy. Just remember to keep the silencer on your guns until the last minute.

The pods them slam into the ground, within a 1km radius due to a series of strong winds, and the team manages to re coordinate with each other, and link up into the two separate teams.

Bouekhounder: "Alright, Blondie, Benson, and Gates, you're with me. Let's get moving for that town."

The men of Team B then begin the 5km trek to the German town....

Team A followed, beginning their trek to the town. Once both teams were .5km from the towns edge. The town was small, consisting of 20 buildings or so, a main road going down it, and a small gasoline station at the end. Numerous small buildings that looked like the were from the 40s stood alongside more modern era structures.

Wyatt: Sir!, headlights in the distance! Looks like four vehicles.

Blazkowicz: then we better hurry up, get to our point. There's a small house on the side of the road, just outside the town. We'll fence them in. Prendergast,whats the convoy look like? Anything from those binoculars?

Prendergast: Two Tanks, I can see a staff car with an officer, and a truck, seems to be carrying something. They are moving slow for a convoy with tanks... maybe one of them is low on fuel?

Blazkowicz: Then let's hurry, get to position, don't fire until I say so. So, you and Wyatt take position, Reid and I will be on the upper floor of this old house, we'll follow it from there.

Prendergast: Yes sir

Blazkowicz thought to himself, benefits of the tank out of fuel, meaning the other would have to tow it to a repair station, allowing them to take the guards places before hand. However that device may be slowing the truck down, so he hoped for the best.

Blazkowicz: Team B, come in Team B, Team A is in position, I need you at the far end of the road going through town, once we open fire, I want you to take out the man in the staff car. Don't let those tanks get to you, just stay clear of their machine guns, and the main cannon. I wish they gave us some anti-tank rockets...

The convoy then moved in, consisting of two Leopard 3A1s, a staff car, and a troop transport carrying an unknown object in the back. nine SF guards were in the rear of the truck, one driving, the officer and driver, and the tank crews. Suddenly one of the tanks stops

-In german-

SF Officer: What the hell happened!?

Tank crewmember: The engines out of gas! Get the other leopard to tow us off, I think theres a gas station down the road.

SF Officer: Very well.

The Leopard 3 moved up, and began a connecting process to the other, heading down the main road. The truck and staff car stop, and the guards get out, and move into positions to watch the area.

-Out of German-

Blazkowicz: Okay, Team B, let the tanks pass, it seems they are heading down the main road. Go around, and we'll take out the guards. Wait... change of plan, take out your combat knives, and take these guys out, we need the uniforms. Keep the officer and the drivers alive. Lets go.

Bouekhounder: "Alright, you heard the man, combat knives only. Now, let's get to that staff car!"

Team B moves in towards the staff car, making sure to keep clear of the German tanks while they're at it. Soon they're up to the staff car, holding knives up to the throats of the officer and driver, and taking their weapons.

-On radio-

Bouekhounder: "This is Team B, we've taken the staff car."

Blazkowicz quickly walked over by one guard, and laid low. He quickly threw a rock to get the soldiers attention. It hit his boot, and the soldier walked over. He grabbed the soldier, and quickly cut off his breathing, making the soldier unconscious. He laid him on the side of a building and moved by another SF soldier.

Blazkowicz: One down, seven more. Boekhounder, have two of your men give us a hand over here if your able to.

The driver, still in the car was falling asleep, and then, from the headlights, noticed the SF guard in front of him get pulled down out of sight. He quickly awoke, and was about to pull out his luger when

"Freeze buddy"

He turned to his side to show Fergus (Reid, as I mentioned above), holding a pistol to his head.

Wyatt and Prendergast moved in towards two SF guards standing side by side towards the rear of the truck. He took one of his SMG's clips and threw it into the center of the road. The two soldiers looked down and raised their rifles, and looked where they assumed it was thrown, only to be tacked to the ground, and be knocked out as well.

Wyatt: We took two down, we have four more to go

Blazkowicz: Okay, finish those four off with the other two men from Team B, I'm getting myself and Fergus uniforms. Good thing these guys wear these metal plates and gas masks.

He quickly moved the unconscious soldiers down a small alley and lays them next to the other SF soldiers he knocked out.

Bouekhounder: "Benson and Gates, go help take out those other soldiers."

Benson and Gates then head over to Wyatt and Pendergast.

"What's the plan?"

With assistance, the guards are subdued, and the remaining Officer and two drivers are lined up at gunpoint by Benson and Gates.

Blazkowicz: Okay men, heres the plan, we're going to use these three men to help us get into Deathshead's base, Castle Wolfenstein. According to an informant, currently only known as "Kessler" has given us info that Deathshead has a special package in the back of this truck, and we're delivering it to him. So, each of you, find a German thats your size, and put on his uniform, regarding the bodies... make sure each one is dead after you put on the uniform, we don't want anyone reporting us. Okay, Beokhounder, mind if you tell these Germans what we're gonna do, mine is not the best, and we need to get the uniforms on as soon as possible. Prendergast, Wyatt, get the uniforms off the soldiers, Blondie, Benson, remove the bodies once you silence them, the tanks will be coming soon.

Wyatt and Prendergast quickly run to where the unconscious soldiers were kept.

Blazkowicz: Beokhounder, also, tell that officer to let the tank crews we got tire coming off the axle, he's got a radio after all.

Bouekhounder goes to the German officer, and tells him what he needs to do in German. Meanwhile, the rest of Team B has donned German uniforms, and has silenced the German soldiers.

The team quickly climbed into the truck, and Blazkowicz sat next to the driver, to make sure he didn't try to call to the tanks for help.

Fergus: Dammit! This suit's gas mask is tight on my face, couldn't I take this off?

Prendergast: Its so they don't notice you, quickly, keep your voice down, the tanks are arriving!

The two Leopard 3s ran alonside the convoy, and the commander looked at the Officer.

-In German-

Tank Commander: You ready?

SF Officer: Yes, lets carry on, we have a drive ahead of us.

-In English-

The convoy carried on towards the German Alps, an as they traveled up the slope, the colder it got. Small flurries swirled around the truck, and the large device in the middle of it hummed quietly, a color of blue glowed from lights on the side.

Wyatt: (quietly) What is that thing?

Fergus: Beats the hell of me, its probably some reactor or something.

Blazkowicz: Keep it shut! We're approaching the Castle.

The convoy drove through a tunnel, and soon exited it, to come along the massive bridge, Paderborn, and Castle Wolfenstein.

Blazkowicz: We're here, get ready. Now remember, we all practiced our IDs, we're b8stards from SF in Frankfurt. Fergus, your german, frankly its atrocious.

Fergus: Not my fault my accent gives it away

Blazkowicz: Just remain quiet, mine isn't as good either. We'll be letting our "squad leader" *points to Beokhounder* do the talking, and our two friends as well. I made a nice deal with him also, he lets us in, Beokhounder taps some money from the banks, lets the three men go.

The convoy approached a checkpoint at the Bridge, and a SF Commando walked up.

-In German-

Commando: Papers.

SF Officer: Here

Commando: *pause* Alright, carry on. Heil PANZER

SF Officer: Heil PANZER

The truck stopped, and the OSA commandoes quickly hopped out, and as they did, a large crane appeared, and lifted the device up.

SF Officer: Lets go, to the checkpoint, we need to take a cable car to the castle.

The men followed the officer down a few stairs in one of the bridge columns, and arrived at a small checkpoint to the cable car system.

SF Checkpoint guard: Papers please.

The commandos passed through towards an elevator, with the first batch heading down. As Blazkowicz headed through, Gottlob Berger appeared. His height made even Blazkowicz seem small.

-In german-

Berger: I just came back from Wulfburg, I need to see.. Well well, it seems we have visitors.

He takes Blazkowicz's papers and looks at them.

Berger: Ah, you are from Frankfurt?

Blazkowicz: Ja erm... Hotdog

The guard and Berger looked, before bursting out in laughter.

Berger: Hotdog, just like those Americans call it ! Carry on, I hope to see you again! Your hilarious! Carry on!

-In English-

Blazkowicz quickly went into the Elevator with Wyatt, Fergus, and Prendergast.

Fergus: Hot dog?

Bazkowicz: Reckon I had to to say something.

Fergus: Blazko, that was Gottlob Berger! Remember his picture in the files!? He's the commander of one of the SF's most brutal divisions! F@#k it, lets just get in the Castle.

The group exits the elevator, with the others waiting for them at the Cable car...

Bouekhounder and his men soon follow, and are also confronted by Gottlob Berger as well.

-In German-

Berger: "Papers?"

Boekhounder: "Here"

Berger: "Ahh, more men from Frankfurt."

Boekhounder: "Yes, wonderful place in the summer."

Berger: "Good, go on to your cable car now. heil PANZER!"

Boekhounder: "Heil PANZER."

-English-

Boekhounder and his men then board the cable car and follow the other group....

The doors shut, and the cable car begins to move up towards the Castle. As there were no other soldiers besides the group, they were allowed to speak in English without being caught.

Blazkowicz: Okay, we have a few minutes before we reach the castle, so, Fergus, give everyone a rundown on what we are doing.

Fergus: So, General Deathshead, or as they say it in German, attempts german accent Generalfeldmarschall Wilhelm Strasse. A nasty piece of work, supposedly handpicked by the German leader himself. Now, one of his men, Gottlob Berger, has a folder inside his office in the castle with the location of Deathshead's Compound. With that, we can launch an assault on his base of operations, shoot him dead, and be back, just in time for tea.

Wyatt: Takes his gas mask off God its hard to breath in here!

Blazkowicz: Keep that on, we don't want the guards to notice you.

The cable car then entered the main station, the doors opened, and the group disembarked.

-In German-

SF Soldier: Greetings

SF Officer: Greetings, we are the escort to the device

SF Soldier: Field Marshall Strasse is waiting for you in the rear part of the castle, beyond the Keep, along the canals that lead to the prison. It should be a dock-area

SF Officer: Okay, thank you. Wait.. Herr Strasse is here?

SF Soldier: Ja, he arrived a few hours ago from his Compound.

Balzkowicz could not believe the stroke of luck, a simple round from his weapon could kill the General.

The party traveled through the Castle. A lot of it designed with a modern aspect, but a few major sections of the Keep had the resemblance of an old German castle. Eventually the group arrived at the dock

SF Officer (To Beokhounder): The one you want, will be wearing a monocle. Please remember that.

Suddenly, the large door they exited behind them began to open. The Officer and his two men quickly got into attention stance, followed by the rest of the group. Out walked Wilhelm Strasse, followed by ten SF Commandos.

Strasse: Officer! Report please!

SF Officer: Your escorts for the device are all present sir! Straight from Frankfurt!

Strasse: Frankfurt? (thinks to himself), one of my officers is from Frankfurt, did they switch the main group from by compound out? I didn't get a report

SF Officer: Ja, their tanks suffered a breakdown, we happened to be in the area for this. They must have not radioed you.

Strasse: Well then, I will make sure they are corrected. Now, you have guarded by device, I shall show you what it does. Bring it in!

An F-210 Adler appears from over the castle in VTOL mode, holding the large glowing device, and lowers it down, before taking back off.

Strasse: What this is, is an anti-gravity device. I plan to use it on the French Attack, but alas, it is too late. But I will test its effects here. Now you shall watch.

An SF commando hits a button, and suddenly, objects around them started to rise.

SF Soldier: Mein gott!

The men began to be lifted a meter or so off the ground, and a nearby boat was sent into the air as well. The commando then, clinging onto the device, hit a button, and all fell back down. Strasse quickly cached his monocle before placing it back in.

Strasse: Now you see how this is so powerful, but you all have done a good job. May I reward each of you?

SF Officer: With what He-

Strasse pulled out a luger, and shot the officer in the face, and the SF Commandos quickly pulled their guns out.

Strasse: A reward of Treason! I never had men from Frankfurt be sent to guard my device! Now, all of you! Hands in the air!

The OSA agents quickly raised their assault rifles, and the SF Comamndoes quickly got in front of Strasse.

Strasse: Each of you will pay if you dare to open fire!

Blazkowicz was about to fire, but he heard several stomps from behind, and guns loading. He turned around, and saw an ubersoldaten and a squad of SF Soldiers behind them.

Strasse: Now, lay them down.

Blazkowicz (Whispering in English): Put them down, better to do so or we could compromise ourselves. They think we are Germans still.

He, Fergus, Prendergast, Wyatt, and the other two SF soldiers quickly dropped their StG 60s, and waited for the others to do so. Bouekhounder and his men also lower their weapons, and wait to see what will happen next....

Soon, the Ubersoldaten picks Blazkowicz up, and throws him onto a small boat leading into one of the canals that burrowed into the mountain towards the prison. The others were placed in as well, guarded by Commandos of the SF. They then knocked out them, in an attempt to disorient them.

-15 Minutes Later-

Blazkowicz awoke, staring up from a pit of some form. It was the shape of a cylinder, and had an estimate of 30ft walls. He quickly looked around his surroundings, and noticed a barred walkway behind him, and heard voices down it. He listened closely to hear Prendergast and Wyatt speaking.

Blazkowicz: Wyatt, Prendergast, is that you?

Wyatt: Captain, we're in these strange cells, where are we?

Blazkowicz: I don't know, tugs at the bars but I will get us out of here. You think the others can hear us?

Wyatt: I heard someone else, may be Beokhounder, I am not sure. I managed to get a glimpse of Fergus, Benson, and Blondie be dragged off to another part, maybe for interrogation?

Blazkowicz: Maybe. These cells are made of stone, wonder why?

Prendergast: Reminds me of those old prisons.

Suddenly Balzkowicz heard a stone brick fall, and turned around. he saw some piping nearby it, and had an idea. He quickly walked over, and looked, a bit of the concrete was crumbling, probably due to that anti-gravity device, or that the builders were plain lazy. He looked at the pipe, and saw that it ran up, and he just had to climb up it. He began to walk his way up, when about 10 feet up, the pipe broke, and he fell, water gushing out of the pipe. He landed with two pieces of it. One part at the end of it was deformed to make a sharp point, the other was a bit longer, like a club. He then got another idea. He looked at the crumbling concrete, and saw that it also, went a bit of the way up. He looked at the pipes, and tested it out by jamming one into the wall. Sure enough he heard crumbling, and the pipe was a bit stuck, but it fell out after putting pressure on it.

Blazkowicz: Wyatt, Prendergast, keep on talking, I'm going to try and find you.

Wyatt: Sir? What are you doing?

Blazkowicz: Just trust me.

He jabbed the pipes into the parts of concrete, and it surely held his weight, but as he lifted it out, the bricks fell out.

Sure is some great quality he thought to himself. He continued to climb, trying to create foot holes for his feet to rest in as he climbed up. About halfway up, he noticed the pipe was still there, and he quickly reached over to the pipe. He made his way up, and as he reached the top, the pipe burst, and he barely grabbed onto the edge of the cell before the pipe fell to the floor of his cell.

He looked out, and saw an Ubersoldaten, but not like the one he saw. This one looked older, and more menacing. It had more rugged parts, and some of the horrid mutated flesh was showing. A long cable ran from it to a track above it being suspended from the ceiling of the prison.

Must be powered for energy...

He took the pipe, and screwed it together to make a larger club, and crept up to the large beast standing guard. He then leaped up onto its back, the creature lashed out in fury, and he then hit the cable. The thing collapsed, and dropped to the floor. Blazkowicz then looked around, and saw another cylinder-like pit, and looked down.

Blazkowicz: Wyatt?

Wyatt: Sir! You got out! How?

Blazkowicz: Interesting story, but no time. I'll get you out, do you remember how they put you in there?

Wyatt: I'm not sure, I think they brought me down from a ladder.

He looked up, and saw an orange ladder resting along a railing, and he quickly grabbed it, and lowered it down.

Blazkowicz: Careful, I don't want you to split your head open.

Wyatt: Don't worry, I'm fine

The two got out, and quickly began searching for others in their cells.

Wyatt: Where could they be?

Blazkowicz: I'm not sure, we'll need to constantly check cells, eventually we will reach each one. We'll need to get past the guards though... Points to the fallen ubersoldaten. I just hope that Boekhounder has better luck then us. Lets get Prendergast. You described it as the others being dragged off somewhere else.

-Unknown-

Fergus: F@#k me, where the devil are we? Blondie?, Beokhounder? Benson? Anyone? Where are you? What the hell is this?

Boekhounder and the others happened to be in the cells next to Fergus and heard his loud rant on where he was trapped, though they were far from Blazkowicz, Wyatt, and Prendergast. After awakening, Beokhounder noticed his cell had a few lose bricks, a water pipe similar to Blazkowicz's cell, and an SF guard standing at the top of the cell, seeming to fall asleep every few minutes or so...

Bouekhounder awoke to hear Fergus ranting, and looks around to see the cell he's in. He waits for the soldier guarding his cell to fall asleep, then sets to work. Oddly the first thing he does is tap the heel of his left shoe in a pattern. After for taps on different squares in the tread, a panel opens up to reveal a 6mm holdout pistol. After performing the same ritual on his right shoe, he has a suppressor to match, and some extra poison bullets(all the bullets are poisoned, makes up for size). He screws on the suppressor, and fires a shot in to the sleeping soldier, who slumps over, dead from the poison.

Bouekhounder: "Fergus! It's me Boekhounder. Sit tight, I'll see if I can't get us out of here."

He then starts to climb the pipe. At about 12 feet, his pipe also breaks, gushing water and providing a sharp and a blunt section. He also notices similar loose concrete, and begins to climb out similarly to Blaskowitz's escape. Once up top, he sees another old model super soldier tethered to an electrical rail. He leaps up and manages to pry loose the cable, collapsing the powerless soldier. As he heads off to free his companions, Boekhounder mutters sarcastically in German to the soldier.

Boekhounder: "I have freed you of your chains, enjoy your freedom!"

He then finds Blondie's cell.

Boekhounder: "Hey, Blondie, up here! Do you remember how they got you in there?"

Blondie: "Boekhounder, am I ever glad to see you! They used a ladder of some sort, over there."

Boekhounder gets the ladder, and once Blondie is out, ask him.

Boekhounder: "You wouldn't happen to have a hold out pistol in your shoe would you?"

Blondie: "What!? No."

Bouekhounder: "Shame, oh well, let's find the others."

They then rescue Fergus, Benson, and Gates, before moving out to find a route of escape, and possibly meet up with the others....

Blazkowicz, Wyatt, and Prendergast quickly made their way through the cell block, and had come across a few SF guards on the way there, allowing them to acquire a few luger pistols, and three StG 60s with some ammunition.

Wyatt: Sir, another super soldier.

Blazkowicz: Aim for the cable, but make sure your shot counts, we have little ammo.

Wyatt quickly takes aim at the cable, and fires, the bullet piercing the cable, and electric power shocked the soldier, causing it to collapse.

Blazkowicz: The genius who thought of these guards must have been the greatest of them all.

Prendergast: I see several guards up ahead, damn I wish I had a suppressor, they are coming this way!

The 4 SF Soldiers quickly dashed over, and suddenly, by the OSA agents, blue light flashed by them.

Wyatt: What is that!?

Blazkowicz: laser rifles, quick, take them out!

The three quickly take aim, and open fire, hitting each guard, and each collapsed.

Wyatt: And these are suppose to be Special Forces? Hey hey picks up laser rifle I'm calling dibs on this thing.

Prenderast: You'll need to wear that backpack thing though.

Blazkowicz: Does it hinder your movement?

Wyatt: Nope, I'm fine

Blazkowicz: Alright, lets take them, the others may find them useful.

Suddenly they hear clanging in the distance, and "Bloody hell!"

Wyatt: Thats Fergus! Sir! That way!

The three quickly dashed over, and managed to find the rest of the group.

Blazkowicz: Perfect, who knew, glad to see you all again. We brought some gifts. Don't worry, it doesn't slow you down that much.

He and Prendergast drop the three generator backpacks, and the laser rifles that are hooked up. Benson and Blondie take the laser rifles, and the others gear up with what they can find. Boekhounder sticks with his holdout pistol for the time being, preferring the one hit guaranteed kill of his poison bullets....

BLazkowicz: Okay, we need to get to the docks. At there, there will be a small boat system leading to the Castle's keep, were we were before. This means stealth. Look around here, try to find anything that can be a weapon, like these pipes as you see.

Fergus: Ha! Balzko, we're in a prison, they ain't gonna be puttin any suppressors on any of the lads we ran into.

Blazkowicz: Then we'll improvise, find a pipe, or just use your hands. We are only going loud if we have to. But, I've made a plan. So everyone, gather around.

The group quickly gathers around Blazkowicz

Blazkowicz: So, our plan is to not assassinate General Deathshead now, but instead, sabotage that device. That thing looked like it had a lot of power in it. If we sabotage it by saying, interfering with the systems, or breaking the timer, we might be able to slow them. So, the main plan: Break into the keep, kill any goddamn soldier that stands in our way, sabotage the device, then we'll rendezvous with our informant in Paderborn, Kessler. I think he'll have more information regarding our enemy.

Wyatt: What if we're spotted? We'll have the Castle's entire army converge down on us!

BLazkowicz: Then we'll fight our way to our objectives. There can't be THAT many.

Wyatt: Okay sir

Blazkowicz: Alright! Lets move out!

The group worked their way through the Prison, coming across numerous guards, who were either suppressed, or brutally taken down in hand to hand combat. Soon the team began approaching the main Prison cells.

Prendergast: Another prison?

Fergus: Nah, its where they keep the less valuable ones. Seems like they have some already.

The group looked around to see numerous prisoners, assumed taken captive by the Germans from their expansion. Most seemed like they went mad, or insane. The group had exited in a main hallway of the two floors, designed almost like a keyhole, with the end looping around and back. Suddenly a large door at the other end began to open.

Wyatt: Look! Over there, that doors opening!

Blazkowicz: Quickly! Theres the guards room over there!

The group quickly dashed into the room, a fairly large one with dozens of cameras to be encountered by an SF Watchman.

SF Watchman: What!? Who-

He then was stabbed in the head by Blazkowicz, driving one of the pipes into his skull, and hammering it deeper in with the other.

Prendergast: Uh sir, you better look out the door!

By them, a Panzerhund (prototype) slowly walked by, and the discussions from prisoners suddenly began to fall silent. The massive mechanical beast slowly walked along, making mechanical growls of prisoners too close to the cells.

Fergus: Jesus christ thats a big f@#king dog.

Blazkowicz: Let it pass, we don't want to become its next meal. We'll take the door it came through. It seems thats a way to the docks, considering how ever else did they deliver it here. .

Wyatt: Or through this door, I think I can see some of the docks!

Blazkowicz: Alright, lets head this way. Remember, only go loud if you must. Boekhounder, lead the way. I'll make sure the beast didn't see us.

Boekhounder: "Alright, through the door!"

Boekhounder leads the men through the door, and eventually to where the boats are docked. The boats themselves are hooked up to an electrical system similar to what the super soldiers had, and each mounts a rotary cannon. After killing off several guards, Boekhounder turns on power to the boats, and waits for Blaskowitz to arrive....

Blazkowicz quickly ran over to the boats, and quickly got onto the first one with Wyatt, Fergus, and Prendergast, while Beokhounder, Benson, Gates, and Blondie got onto the second. They each pulled the activation lever, and the two boats began to head off, abite slowly. As they traveled through a tunnel, soldiers along the side began to open fire, and Prendergast quickly got on the front rotary cannon and opened fire. The machine gun rattled as it poured hot lead into the attackers. Soon the boats cleared the tunnel, and entered a clearing of the canal, and it curved through the mountain along the alpine canal. Soldiers along it returned fire, bullets bounced off the small water crafts, and the group returned fire with their laser weaponry and machine guns.

Fergus: What the hell is this, some Disneyland ride? Must be nice to see before your thrown into prison.

Blazkowicz: We're entering another tunnel, cover the rear of the boats. Seems like theres a lock up ahed to lower the boat's water level. We'll stop there and re coordinate ourselves.

The boats entered the tunnel, and two large gates behind them slammed shut, no one able to enter.

Blazkowicz: Alright, get the water lowered, and check our ammunition supplies. I don't want us running bone dry on ammo in the middle of a firefight. We only have four lasers.

He quickly hit lever which began the slow descent of the water, allowing the group to recheck their ammunition. On a platform nearby there was a few boxes of ammunition, which a few stocked up on.

Wyatt: Hey captain, found a few rifles here. Marksmen rifles.

Blazkowicz: Anyone here a marksman? We'll need him as we head through the keep and out.

Benson and Gates both mention that they are both good marksmen, and volunteer to take the rifles.

Blazkowicz: Alright, lets move out.

The boats had lowered down, and the front gate had opened up. The group entered onto them and set off towards the keep of the castle. On a platofmr nearby, a guard noticed them, and opened fire. A commander nearby then suddenly grabbed his headset.

-In German-

Commander: (Screaming) Alarm! I need backup!

Radio: Roger Commander, sending a strike team now

-In English-

Alarms sounded off, and gun fire flew towards the two boats, bullets bounced off, nearly hitting the cables that powered them on the rail. BLazkowicz quickly grabbed his StG 60 and fired towards a group, spraying bullets, while Prendergast laid down covering fire. The two boats then arrived at the docks, and the group quickly got off, continuing their slow push towards the keep entrance. Wyatt quickly activated his laser rifle, and fired at the commander, who was trying to hide behind a few crates. The laser pierced the wooden crates. and hit the commander in the head, ceasing his communication with the main command. Eventually the group managed to suppress the SF soldiers in the area, but feared more were on the way.

Blazkowicz: Alright, we're at the keep. This means we push through the main room, head down a few floors, grab a cable car to the village, and meet with Kessler at the village tavern.

Prendergast: Sir! I found some grenade launchers over here!

He picks up two AIPS-60s, and two small drum boxes to attach to them.

Blazkowicz: Hook them up to our assault rifles. Okay men lets move!

The group arrived at the massive gate, and entered the main room. The entrance room resembled an early german-era castle, with a chandelier above, and stone walls rising high up. Suddenly, the gate slammed down behind them, and alarms went off.

Fergus: Look! Up there! We've got company!

Suddenly, and ubersoldaten walking on the third level of the entrance noticed them, and leaped down, its MG 15 reading up.

Fergus: Positions people!

The group opened fire, the massive armor on this one absorbed the assault rifle hits, but the laser fire managed to make it through. Suddenly Prendergast managed to hit the deco-human face off, revealing a scarred, noseless face, and it roared at him, and he fell down, and qickly ran behind a pillar.

Blazkowicz: Heads up! Firing a grenade!

He fired the grenade, only to see a 50mm rocket soar out the front of the launcher, and slamming into the face of the ubersoldaten, blowing it apart, and the body slumped forward and collapsed. Soon groups of SF troops appeared, and a few marksmen troops as well.

Blazkowciz: Okay, I see an exit on the far side. Quick! Get to the other end.

The group dashed to the other side, a bullet grazed past Wyatt, pinging off his laser's generator system, and into the floor.

Wyatt: Sir! The door! Its locked!

Fergus: Looks like we're fighting our way up the keep. I saw the glimpse of a door in the back of the third floor. Not sure how we're getting up with all this fire thou- bullet grazes his gun dammit!

Blazkowicz: I have an idea. Give me covering fire!

He quickly aims at a part of the wall on the third floor above a pillar, and fires a few rounds into it, chipping away until he forms a form of hole, and then took Wyatt's laser rifle, and fired into it, causing it to weaken. and quickly grabs a piece of the pipe he had on him, and quickly scanned his surrounding. Due to the interior still seemingly under construction, a set of rope was still coiled up. He quickly grabbed it, and detached his rocket's magazine, took one out, and grabbed a piece of metal laying by the construction equipment, and jabbed next to the rocket's output system, bent it, then tied the rope to it. He then removed the warhead, and jabbed the pipe into it, a seemingly perfect fit almost. He then took aim at the part he exposed.

Hope this doesn't screw up in mid-flight

He fired, and the rocket flew up, swerving around a bit, but then jabbed almost perfectly into the hole.

Blazkowicz: Quick, finish off those remaining men!

He then gives the rope a tug, it was fairly solid, but for how long would it be for he wondered.

Fergus: Thats the last one, I hear more on the way. You think this will work?

Blazkowicz: I don't know. Just grab onto something while your heading up. I'll get it into a more stable position once I get up there. Actually.. check that, who here is the lightest?

Wyatt: Me sir!

Blazkowicz: Okay son, take off that backpack, climb up, and put the rope in a more stable position. That spot I made isn't gonna hold forever.

Wyatt quickly tugged the rope, and began to climb up the pillar. About halfway up, it slipped a bit, and his heart beat fast. He was 3/4 up when it came loose, and he grabbed onto the railing of the 3rd floor at the last second, catching the pipe as well. He then quickly climbed over the railing, secured it, and let the others get up.

Wyatt: Just be careful, the stone took a few hits in the firefight.

The group gradually made their way up, and Blazkowciz then took the pipe, and cut the rope loose.

Fergus: Who knew a bloody pipe would be saving up from super soldiers, soldiers, and f@#king stairs.

Blazkowicz: Alright, all we have to do is make our way to the cable car. If I remember our way to the docks, we came through here, through the main atrium, then to the cable car station. Beokhounder, lead the way. I'll cov- Bullet hits nearby sh*T! Go! Go! Go!

Boekhounder: "Alright move it!"

Boekhounder then leads the group down to the cable car station, dispatching a pair of German guards with his pistol.

On the way down, Blazkowicz noticed something, a large door leading to a room.

Blazkowicz: Head to the cable car station, I'll be there!

He enters the room, and sees the anti-gravity device. He looks around and walks up to the keypad and looks at a timer on it/

Timer eh? well, seems like its time to do some meddling

He quickly checked his time, 7:00 PM, and punched it in for the next day. Then he quickly took a note, and recalled his German, and wrote

Time for testing of tomorrow. Do not notify others as it will be a test to determine our skills." -Strasse

Hope that does it

He quickly dashes towards the rest of the group, which had engaged in a firefight in the cable car station. One of the cars there.

Wyatt: Sir! The door is shut! We need to get it open!

Blazkowicz: Got it, everyone get in the cable car!

Blazkowicz quickly dashed to the cable car operation station, and grabbed his pipe, unscrewing it into the two pieces, and charged at one of the commanders in the room. He then jabbed the pipe into the manes skull, then hammered it in some more with the other end. He then pulls the lever to open the massive doors, and alarms begin to blare.

Blazkowicz: Now! Start the cable car!

He quickly jumps in, and Wyatt pulls the lever, and the cable car speeds off.

-In German-

Speaker: Attention prisoners have escaped from Castle Wolfenstein! Repeat, prisoners have escaped from Castle Wolfenstein!

-In English-

About several meters towards a mid-way station, the power suddenly was cut, and the cable cars stopped, swaying in the wind, and a cable car with troops stopped right next to them, about several meters away. Gunfire surrounded the car, glass shattered all around them.

Fergus: Dammit! Looks like they managed to get one good idea!

Blazkowicz: I'll turn on the power!

He quickly grabs his pipe, and climbs out an emergency hatch, and grabs onto the cable, sliding down to the station, and slamming into a SF Marksman on it.

Now where is that switch? The control room, up that flight of stairs

He quickly ran inside, and grabbed his StG 60, firing into any SF guards in his way, and rushed to the panel.

Alright, better make this count

He switched on the power, and the cable cars began to move, he dashed to it, only to see his cable car move past, he quickly made a swear, and jumped onto the cable with the pipe, flying into the upper level of the car, smashing through the glass. he felt pain in his legs, not broken, but pain. Blood trickled down the side of his face.

Blazkowicz: goddam! That hurt!

Fergus: Sh*te Blazko, how the hell did you persist through that!?

Wyatt: Sir! Look!

Suddenly, two F-210 Adlers soared past the cable car, and flew under the Paderborn Bridge, then pulling up, and strafing the car with 50mm revolver cannons, bullets pierced the car, and it shook as it approached the station. Suddenly the power was cut a second time.

Blazkowciz: Dammit! We're sitting ducks! Beokhounder! Get over to the station to reactivate the power! Blondie! Benson! Give him covering fire! I need to get some glass out of my damn body!

He stood up for a moment and fired three 50mm rockets before ducking back down to tend to his wounds.

Boekhounder grabs his pipes, and screws them together. He then uses them to slide down the cable like a zip line, knocking down a German soldier as he lands and killing another by driving the pipe through his neck. After killing a third and forth with his pistol, he restores power to the cable cars, and waits for them to arrive, humming the James Bond theme as he waits....

The cable car reaches the station, just as the F-210s charge in and fire three missiles, slamming into the Cable Car, and it tumbled into the Paderborn river below.

Blazkowciz: Alright, Paderborn is just across the bridge. We're below the center. Lets move!

The group made their way to the elevator, and rode it up, and appeared at the checkpoint, and engaged a team of SF troops, gunning them down, and made their way to the main part of the bridge. Numerous SF soldiers, trucks, and jeeps had arrived and began to open fire. The group fought back, and slowly pushed their way forward.

Blazkowicz: Alright! Firing rockets!

He fired off a salvo of 3 rockets into groups of enemies, taking them out, and allowing Wyatt to advance with his laser rifle, while the rest advanced along the far side of the bridge. Eventually they were all taken out, but the trucks blocked their way, having been parked.

Fergus: Blazko! Lets get these trucks out o- Oh sh*te!

A panzerhund charged through the trucks, flinging them aside, and looked at the group.

Prendergast: What the hell!? Shoot at it!

The group quickly opened fire, bullets pinged off the Panzerhund and it charged at Blazkowicz.

Gotta be a weakspot..

He was suddenly grabbed by the leg, he quickly opened fire with his assault rifle, hitting the "brain", causing it to back up. Suddenly Wyatt appeared behind it with a Grenade.

Wyatt: Hey doggie! Fetch!

He threw the grenade, and the Panzerhund leapt up, grabbing the grenade, and the head burst off, and landed in charred remains next to the body.

Wyatt: You okay captain?

Blazkowicz: My leg... dammit!

Fergus: Good thing that hell-beast had more dog in it then AI. Your leg.. you have some bleeding, but you got lucky. You'll be able to walk. Come on! Paderborn is right there! And I think I see a few cable cars with men coming from the Castle, so lets move!

"Attention citizens of Paderborn. A group of criminals are on the lose! Remain indoors! Do not go near windows!"

The group made their way into the village, and their way to the Village tavern. Outside was a man lying on the ground with a bottle, muttering to himself something.

-In German-

Village Drunkard: Aye, you there, spare some coins?

Blazkowicz: For your soup

Village Drunkard: Thank you good sir, thank you.

The man got up, and ran off to a nearby building, locking the door

-In English-

Fergus: Poor b*stard, better not get caught. Alright, Blazko, knock on the door, we'll keep watch.

Hope Kessler will recognize us in these uniforms

He knocks on the door, and a metal slit opens up.

-In German-

Blazkowicz: The wolves howl in the moonlight

-In English-

The door opens,

"Herr Kessler is in hear, please, quickly, come in."

Blazkowicz: Whats your name?

"Annette, Herr Kessler's assistant, what is yours?"

Blazkowicz: Captain William J. Blazkowicz of the Office of Secret Actions

Annette: I must tend to some things, Herr Kessler is in the main room.

Blazkowicz: Alright, Beokhounder, come with me to meet Kessler, the rest of you find positions to get ready to defend. Annette, how many rooms are in this building?

Annette: The main room, this one we are in, and the upper floor.

Blazkowciz: You heard her, two men in each room!

Blazkowciz Alright, lets go meet Kessler.

The two enter the main room.

-In German-

Kessler: What are you here for?

-In English-

Blazkowicz: I'm William J. Blazkowciz, OSA Agent 003, this is William Boekhounder, OSA Agent 007

Kessler: Yes, I recognize your voice from communications when I was in Berlin. Listen, I have information on the document folder, and some other news. Would you two like to sit down? Excuse the tables set up as barricades, I expected visitors. I have two chairs here, I'll brief you in a minute, let me finish boarding up these windows.

Kessler: Okay, so the document folder you seek is with the commanding officer, Helga von Schabbs. Also heading there is a new prototype weapon for testing.

Blazkowciz: The Anti-gravity device?

Kessler: Yes, I got news that they are bringing it over tomorrow

Blazkowicz: What time?

Kessler: Delivery should be at about 3:00pm

Blazkowicz: Alright, as they will have a surprise at 7

Kessler: That may give you some time to find the folder.

-In German-

Annette, show these men the way to the boat

Annette: Yes herr Kessl-

A bullet flew into the tavern, striking her in the arm

Kessler: Annette! Are you okay?

-In English-

Kessler: Agent Blazkowicz! Open the cellar door! I must get her to safety!

Blazkowicz quickly ran to the end of the tavern and opened the door.

Kessler: Take care of the German pigs Agent Blazkowicz!

SF Soldier: They are in the Tavern!

SF Soldier 2: Break the door down!

Blazkowicz: Lock this door! Don't open it until it is safe!

He dashed to the window, pulling out his StG 60, and opened fire into the advancing soldiers. From above from the attic, Blondie and Benson provided covering fire, while the other group made their way to the main room.

The fighting continued to drag on for 10 minutes, and numerous dead SF troops littered the entrance to the tavern, but kept coming.

Blazkowicz: How many goddamn Germans are there in this world!?

The group continued their defense, and soon a SF Leopard 3A3 rolled up.

Wyatt: Tank! Tank! Captain!

Blazkowicz: Get to the cellar door!

The tank charged up its laser, and fired, the laser pierced through the main door, and through the entire building.

Blazkowciz: Fall back! Hurry!

Wyatt quickly opened the door, and Kessler appeared holding a bomb.

Kessler: Quick, everyone, inside!

He slammed the door, but not before throwing an IED, causing a massive explosion, covering their escape.

Kessler: Alright, is everyone alright? Lets go, I have a boat ready for us.

Blazkowicz: What about the girl?

Kessler: Her arm was hit, broken bones. It will heal though.

Fergus: She got more luckier then Prendergast on his first assignment in the Rangers. He took two hits to the leg, one to his arm, almost got run over by a jeep.

Prendergast: And lets see who can survive the next attack then!

Blazkowicz: Just head to the boat. Kessler, how long will it take to get there?

Kessler: By boat, it is about a day, we will arrive there at about 5:00 in the afternoon.

Blazkowicz: Alright, lets pack this up.

Kessler: If you had run out of ammo, the OSA had given me a delivery from the UAC. A few Thompsons and some pistol ammunition.

Blazkowicz: Our rifles are low on ammo, take them with us, as we may be able to come across some ammo at Wulfburg.

The group boarded the boat, no larger then the ones from the prison, and set off.

Wyatt: Kessler, why Wulfburg, what is there?

Kessler: Death private, Death

-End-

Here is the Berger and Schreiner Posts

-Wulfburg, German Alps, Near Annexed Austria, Greater Germany-

Strasse: Where is it? Damned men should have filled up their tanks before they departed from my compound!

Schreiner: It will be here Field Marshall,

Strasse: The anti-gravity devices should have been completed, we had all the time during the Sith. Can you at least tell me the bio weapon is done?

Schreiner: Yes, that is done as well, we have both bound to here, Wufburg. Question Field Marshall, why do they call it a city? None of these buildings are larger then four stories!

Strasse: This is one of those older cities, a fishing town is a better name for it, but regardless, originally from the times of King Otto, a lot of old buildings still exist here, but not from that time, they survived the bombings in World War II, it is sure a beauty to see, and the perfect place to test the anti-gravity weapon.

Schreiner: I don't think you told me how it works,

Strasse: Simple, it causes a gravity anomaly in the surrounding area, causing anything thats not planted firmly, like tanks, soldiers, trees even, to be lifted into the air, allowing long range units to pick them off. However, it requires quite a bit of energy, if you've noticed from all these cables and generators, not to mention a limited range, and it can affect our own troops as well, but this can help train them.

Schriener: Amazing, I am not surprised why Strasser took faith in you. As well, thank you for the promotion to command Totenkopf, it is an honor to do so. I hear Berger is arriving alos?

Strasse: It is, only made of Germans, the division is one of our best, and yes, he should be arriving in a few hours. Once the device gets to Castle Wolfenstein. Now, if you excuse me, I need to finish the reports to be sent to Berlin.

OOC: Whats worse then being trapped in a tavern for an office? Having the other commanding officer be drunk, AND be stuck in a tavern.

-About an hour later, Wulfburg Tavern-

By the time Schreiner had returned to his office, the sun was setting. The sun caused the many canals along the Paderborn river to sparkle, and the far off Alpine lake of Wulfsee, for the naming of the city, looked like it had turned orange. Amongst the crowded market square were numerous soldiers of the SF. Due to the naive nature of the town, many of the elite SF units were not there, only two divisions of SF soldiers and three division from the Heer. Tanks rumbled along larger streets, towing massive cables and generators around, and several Blitz-class frigates hovered above the city, the Iron Cross bearing down from the "wings", and onto the city streets. Due to the crowdedness of the men there, and from Strasse giving out fast reports, made a mistake, and ended up having the Command building not be large enough for all the commanders there. Not wanting to make the later arriving 2nd SF Panzer Division commander Gottlob Berger feel annoyed, especially due to his drinking habits, chose to have the tavern as his office.

Schriener (on the phone): Dammit! Your tank is out of fuel!? Where are you?

SF Tank Commander: About 300km from Castle Wolfenstein

Schriener: Well you must hurry! Field Marshall Strasse is demanding you arrive here soon! The anti-gravity device needs to be tested before we deploy it to France! You need to get here by the end of the day so we can set this damn thing up!

SF Tank Commander: I understand, we are almost done with refueling.

Schreiner: You better be!

He slams the phone down onto his desk, and quickly looks out the building, and sees the sun about to sink below the horizon, during that, he continued to hear the chants of drunken SF soldiers from the floor below.

Schreiner: Why the damn tavern? Why must Berger have the command building? Even a tent would do, or even a damned ship! I didn't come here to hear my men chant about drinking! I'll just request Strasse to move me to another location.

A knock on the door was heard, and a voice was heard.

SF Soldier: Obergruppenführer, Herr Berger is here to see you.

Schreiner: *sigh*, send him in!

Berger: Greetings Schreiner, its been a while since we've talked yes?

Schreiner: Yes it has, also, could you file this report to Fiel-

Berger: You must taste this wine, it is worth trying my friend.

Schreiner: Can you please tell Field Marshall Strasse that I have an important report I must show him, right now I am a bit busy, and the convoy carrying the anti-gravity device has been delayed, and I need this to be delivered to Castle Wolfenstein!

Berger: I like this office you are in, how did you get the Tavern of all things, it has quite an old look to it as well, original German engineering.

Schreiner: Can you please have one of your men deliver this!

Berger: Fine, oh, I actually came here to ask you something, Field Marshall Strasse was wondering if you would like a transfer to the Command building. Apparently I disturbed several officers after drinking too much of the wine *laughs*

Schreiner turns towards the door, the chanting of the men of his division were getting louder.

Schreiner: Ye-Yes, I would love to be transfered.

Berger: *while holding a wine bottle* Wunderbar! I will have my men move my stuff here. You may want to wait until yours sober up *laughs*

Schreiner: *deep exhale* I'll get them.

-Castle Wolfenstein-

Phone rings

Strasse: Hello? Obergruppenführer, what is it? You accepted your transfer? Good, I need a more... secure line to discuss it. I hope Berger didn't give you any trouble, he is the wine lover.

Schreiner: It was fine Field Marshall, the convoy was delayed from one of the tanks running out of fuel leaving your compound

Strasse: Dammit, I knew they would have to stop. Do you know how far they are?

Schreiner: About 300km from Castle Wolfenstein

Strasse: Good, tell the officer in charge that once they arrive, deliver the device to me, so I can see it personally before we travel to Wulfburg.

Schreiner: Of course, Heil PANZER!

(After the group is captured)

Strasse: Of course, send them away.

The Ubersoldaten picked up the traitors, and threw them onto the boat to be sent to the prisons.

Strasse: Get me Berger now!

-On Phone-

Berger: Ja Herr Strasse?

Strasse: Listen, the device is currently charging its power at Castle Wolfenstein. It will take about a day or so, and I need your men to cover it. I will be in Wulfburg... with some of my important documents.

Berger: Of course Herr Strasse. That strange chemical you sent to Wulfburg, what is it?

Strasse: An experiment, I'll explain later. I will be there.

-Hangs up-

Strasse quickly heads to a VTOL pad where two SF F-210s were waiting. He entered the first one, and punched in a few buttons before taking off, the other following suite.

Strasse: Please cover me, I don't want any more of those traitors to find me.

F-210: Where are we going Field Marshall?

Strasse: To Wulfburg, I must speak with Schreiner and Berger, hope they haven't done anything.

-Wulfburg-

Schreiner: Berger! Enough of that wine! You will pass out!

Berger: Ha! I've drunk a barrel of wine before and remained *hic*, fairly sober. Hey you!

SF Soldier: Ja?

Berger: What are you *hic* doing?

SF Soldier: Just standing here Her- gah!

A bottle is flunk at the soldier, the bottle shattering against his gas mask's filter.

Berger: And get out of my site!

Schreiner: pushes shattered glass aside with foot What on Earth are you doing? Herr Strasse expects results from us you know! We need to have everything in order!

Berger: What!? When!?

Schreiner: In a few minutes!

Berger: flips desk from standing up We must go! Get our men set up! We must be ready for the Field Marshall! Move men! Move Das Reich!

He dashes out the door, with Schreiner and a few soldiers following him.

SF Soldiers: Yes sir!

Schreiner: Also, that Horten crash with the chemical? Should we file a report? It crashed into a graveyard, and it collapsed into a cave.

Berger: Just have them keep digging, it won't be that long!

-Wulfburg Church Ruins-

Berger: Keep this dig site going! We must find that bomb!

Schreiner: How have you not found it? The plane was found yesterday!

Berger: Yes, but apparently we uncovered some catacombs from the time of the 10th Century. Apparently a ton collapsed, and the bomb and a part of the plane collapsed in wards. Right now we've been excavating it also for an archeological effort. Field Marshall Strasse may be a big more pleased regarding that we found the tombs of many great knights.

Schreiner: I think he'll be more pleased about finding the chemical weapon. It wasn't finished all the way also! What happens if this incomplete variant unleashes a poison on all of Wulfburg?

Berger: bah, it hasn't gone off yet.

Schreiner: It better have not. Next time I come here, I want to see all of these men in masks. Look! Up there! That must be the aircraft with Strasse! Come on!

The two quickly entered a staff car which drove them over to a nearby landing pad.

Strasse: Gentlemen, it has been a while. I expect most of the city to be prepared for the device soon?

Schreiner: Yes Field Marshal, tanks have been strapped down, Ubersoldatens are being placed in their storage trucks, and all men have prepared themselves.

Strasse: Excellent. On my way here I saw a dig site. Mind telling me what you have found?

Berger: One of the bombers had crashed into the graveyard after an engine failure. We uncovered a massive series of catacombs and tunnels underneath Wulfburg!

Strasse: Catacombs? my my, I am impressed.

Schreiner: How ever, the ground may be unstable, we've warned citizens about it, but many don't want to leave their establishments. Many are also going to be fishing in the Paderborn river, and Lake Wulfsee, and that is one of the major celebrations and festivals in the city.

Strasse: Very well, just make sure we don't have a collapse, try to strengthen the ground with supports. The city is quite... nice. The old buildings and such remind me of when I was a child.

Berger: We will make sure sir!

Strasse: Excellent. I must be returning to my compound. The engineers may have developed a new type of Panzerhund from the assault on France. Wait, I am getting a call. Hello? Begins to talk on the phone

Berger: What now?

Schreiner: Okay, he will be gone for a week or so?

Berger: Maybe, we may have to run the tests ourselves.

Strasse: Alright, goodbye. Good news gentlemen, the tests are going well, and I am unfortunately unable to remain here during the tests. Please grab as much footage and reports as you can. I bid you good day.

He enters his staff car, which heads back to the landing pad.

Berger: I'm going to head back to my office

Schreiner: To what? Drink more whine? Celebrate with your men?

Berger: ..maybe, I need to file that overall report about the crash though. Strasser may need it.

Schreiner: Oh yes, we must finish those reports! That reminds me, I am going to head to Castle Wolfenstein to pick up the device tomorrow.

The two quickly depart in their staff cars to their offices to continue filing the reports.

-Wulfburg Tavern-

Schreiner: Why did you call me Berger?

Berger: Its the men at the dig site. Strange thijngs have been happening to them. They've claimed to be seeing things, and then going insane. I've had to send in a panzer division to make sure another squad doesn't go mad!

Schreiner: So you decided to call her?

Berger: What else was I suppose to do? She's been on hundreds of archeological expeditions in her past, she's also had a taste for stuff like this, and wine.

Schreiner: Shut up with your wine! slaps bottle from Berger's hand We need to focus! We need to figure out what is wrong with the men, and we need to find that bomb!

Berger: That is the thing! In the deeper catacombs, the soldiers have reported seeing strange gases, and then walking corpses and such. Do you think it went off?

Schreiner: The tests never described that symptom.... could it be from the tomb itself?

Berger: We'll find out when she arrives.

Schreiner: I hope your right. And I deer hope she has gotten to like me from that

Berger: Pardon?

Schreiner: She has a hatred for me, ever since the North African campaign, I was leading a division there, and we accidentally almost destroyed a fossil she found that was "worth trillions of reichmarks" and she would "feed me to the ancients"

Berger: Hah! She will probably do so.

-15 minutes later-

A luxury private jet touched down at the Wulfburg Airstrip, and out stepped a group of people.

"Obergruppenführer Helga von Schabbs of the SF-Archeological Division and the SF Paranormal Division, reporting... Schreiner... its been a while."

Schreiner: Yes Helga, it has

Schabbs: After you almost ran over my fossil in your tank?

Schreiner: It was an accident! The transmission malfunctioned!

Schabbs: And you almost cost me a month's worth of work!

Schreiner: At least you weren't trapped there like in the Amazon!

Schabbs: The amazon didn't have the entire Afrika Korps charging over it! Now, I have spoken to Field Marshall Strasse about this, and he had said that I am the commanding officer until this is solved!"

Berger: Pardon?

Schabbs: Do I make myself clear, Berger? Don't make me beat you in another drinking contest.

Berger: Hah! I've gotten better since then!

Schabbs: Now, enough of this. Show me your office. I must examine the incident.

Schreiner: Of course Obergruppenführer

-5 minutes later-

Schabbs: My god what have you been doing? You've torn up this entire area!

Schreiner: It was to find the crashed bomber?

Schabbs: Your digging caused it to collapse further in! Next time this happens, contact me, as I can handle this. Now, show me where you think the bomb is.

Berger: Down there, we've dug as far as we could before water flooded it, probably from the Paderborn River.

Schabbs: I am ashamed, from both of you. Your both lucky your men care for you, or I would have thrown you down there to find it!

Schreiner: groans Let me just show you it.

The three, with two SF soldiers enter the mine via an elevator. Many diggers and soldiers were rushing about, many wearing gas masks.

Schreiner: Helga, take this

Schabbs: A mask? Hah! Your hilarious. A true one doesn't need one, I've survived worse!

Berger: quietly Like that polio epidemic

Schreiner: quietly Her leg is crippled dammit, she'll murder you if you mention it

Schabbs quickly walks over to a stone box, and opens it to find a few pieces of papers.

Schabbs: Amazing! These are from the times of King Otto!

Schreiner: King Otto? What is this doing with the bomb?

Schabbs: It says there that this was where he had alchemists do work! Your bomb has uncovered something huge!

Berger: Listen, theres the bomb!.. and part of the wing down there.

He points to a very steep drop, with a mass of water in it. A strange green-like gas lightly filled the area. Berger and Schreiner quickly put on gas masks.

Berger: We assume the bomb leaked, and it is emitting it. Helga, are you sure you don't want a mask.

Schabbs: I am fine, now, how will we get down there? Get me some equipment from that Castle of yours.. Castle Wolfenstein. I'll need to uncover your "bomb".

-End-

So take some time to read this, please note that these are posts stitched together to make some form of story, so don't be too hard on grammar or errors.