Thread:USS Enterprise CVN-65/@comment-24142455-20150311142820/@comment-10905876-20150317164651

"Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for choosing New Carthage Aerospace for your interplanetary travel. I would like to take a moment to remind you that there is not cause for alarm, the right wing is not on fire. In the back pocket of the seat in front of you is your safety guide, in case of an emergency. Once again, the right wing is not on fire..."

-A former captain of New Carthage Aerospace having fun at the passengers' expense