User blog comment:FlammeumDraco333/Tales From the Not so Blocky Seas/@comment-27820070-20150826034621

Warning. This review may or may not contain offensive material that your mom hates.

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SHUT UP MACE!!!!

Country-Class Cruiser Shiter

"Fuck, this ship is ass!"

-Maceswinger, 2015

"This ship is like your grandma, fat, slow, and easy to fuck."

-Maceswinger, 2015.

This ship is terrible.

This ship is terrible.

Yes, I purposely did that on purpose. No amount of profanity, or anything can describe how terrible this ship is. This makes the US Dreadnaughts look like miracle machines. This makes British ships underpowered. THIS MADE JESUS CHRIST CHANGE HIS MIDDLE NAME TO FUCKING!.

Lets start going over the flaws.


 * THE GUNS ARE TERRIBLE. The dual 8" guns are a novelity, and are completely useless. the triple 6" guns are the ONLY GUNS YOU SHOULD BE USING...and even they suck.


 * Armor is terrible. gets one-shotted by absolutely anything. No chance of staying alive.


 * Speed is terrible. 27 knots with 3" of deck and belt. This makes the QE looks fast by comparison.


 * Secondaries? What secondaries?


 * Turning circle the size of Russia.


 * The worst part is that the british torpedoes are absolutely useless, since your ship is at 27 knots and that ships can snipe you from across the map before you even GET to torpedo range. Couple that with a terrible turning circle...yeah.