Talk:P.A.N.Z.E.R./@comment-10905876-20150811052943

-North Sea-

The battleship Nassau is steaming towards Hamburg after some initial sea trials following her repairs and refit. The trials had to be cut short however, as the ship's full weapons compliment wasn't installed, and couldn't be tested. This has infuriated the ship's commanding officer, Kapitan Zur See Hans Gruber, who is currently berating the dockyard officer in charge of arming the ship.

Gruber: "You FORGOT the missiles?! You forgot them?! The ship's manifest specifically said we were testing the new missile defense system, which included defensive missiles! If we were to perform gunnery drills, you would have forgot shells for the guns wouldn't you?!"

Dockyard Officer: "Herr Kapitan, please, I do not work with the Kriegsmarine often. Mistakes happen."

Gruber: "Mistakes? MISTAKES?! If this ship were in combat, we might be sunk because we were relying on dumkophfs such as you! What do you do, civilian only? They probably sent you away because you forgot to put an engine in a speed boat!"

Dockyard Officer: "Herr Kapitan..."

Gruber: "Enough! Out of my cabin! When we dock, you are off my ship the instant the gangway touched shore! Dismissed!"

The ship continues to steam towards Hamburg, for extra ordnance and a full load of fuel....