User blog comment:Void Samukai/Epic Rap Battles of BSCN: Orion Caelum vs Void Samukai/@comment-27404954-20160816053812

Decent modification of Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar with a touch of Mr. Rogers vs Mr. T. Could use a bit of proofreading and some more thought put into the modification of each line, but it works.

Me personally? I'd go with this.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BSCN

VOID SAMUKAI

VS

ORION CAELUM

BEGIN!!!

Orion Caelum

Railgun, meet Khoi, 'cause here's a battler

Who thinks he can step up to the ultimate rapper

But when I go hand to hand with you, I go death ray

Vaporize your fleet, bury you at sea before I hit the hay

Kick you back to Japan with a message from Orion

If you step to me, you will end up dyin'

So cross this warp disruption, and head straight into a massacre

And get rekt even harder than the Protoss in South Africa

Void Samukai

You talk a lot of sh!t, for a second grade hunter

I thought you had killer lines. Where were they in this blunder?

For all I hear is hot air, from a guy with no honor

And I'm coming at you like a Type 1 bomber

So you should take your "not really shields" and hide under them

You're f#cking with the best samurai of the shogun

I'm first of Japan, and last sight to wannabes

And verbally executing you down on your knees

Ask Maceswinger if I'm just a sh!t rapper

Cuz I jump on you like: Bam, cowabunga (Orion edit: Not sure what this was.)

So don't go trying to spit those weak lines at me

If I wanted something worth listening to, I'd go watch ERB

Orion Caelum

Oh, you'll be history, when this battle ends

Unlike you, I don't need to be carried by friends

What're you going to do with some anime sword

When I take you down in one post like Zum's horde

Of warriors; I'm the Michelangelo to their clay

I crush any poser; finish navies in a single day

I have the mind of a genius and the imagination of Da Vinci

You just got grilled like a fish, Khoi -- take a knee.

Void Samukai

Oh, can I be the Vietcong? 'Cause I'm gonna own you

Welcome to the Vietnam War, Part Two!

First, I'll tangle you in my booby traps

Then stab you in the chest

I'll make cupcakes from your organs

You can't outgut the best

Let your flying ships come at me, my panzerschiffs won't be blazing

'Cause when they take aim, they always make sane guys crazy

There's no use in trying to sink me, at least not in my hood

Don't worry; you can be my chief egghead, after you're beaten

(Orion edit: Get it? Eggs? Beaten? ...No?)