User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/Enterprise's Guides to Life: Pyrotechnics/@comment-27822411-20140912021356

Here is how you make a KISDF firework rocket that will brighten your day.

You need:

One massive rocket

One pole

Duct tape

Troll face

One Prometheus head of the navy

Steps

1) Strap the man onto the rocket with the duct tape. Stick the troll face on him.

2) Stick the rocket on the pole.

3) Light the fuse with what ever you can do it with.

4) RUN!!!!!!