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We greatly thank you for your generosity! The troops will definitely enjoy fresh food (liak syrup).

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Meanwhile, Canadian Port City, Currently Occupied by CN

Several soldiers are sitting in camp on a hill overlooking the city. Smoke can be seen rising from the city, obviously from the fires started by the CN troops to cook and keep warm, as energy resources had been cut off from them, preventing electric heaters from working. The CN troops at least had the common sense to make a dash for the forest to cut down some trees before the blockade started, meaning they likely had at least a few days of firewood before they ran out and were forced to scavenge wood from other places. In order to spite the CN forces, NAR cooks were told to blow the aroma of their food towards the city.

"Hey, when will those flapjacks be ready, Steve?" Anxiously stated a soldier, eager to get his plate full of hot, steaming pancakes with real Canadian maple syrup and fresh butter.

"Calm your dang tits bro! They'll be done in a few minutes. If you are so dang eager, get that fan into position to blow the scent into the city. That'll teach them d*** Cattirians not to mess with Canada!" Responded a highly patriotic cook of Canadian descent...