User blog:USS Enterprise CVN-65/Enterprise's Guide to Life: Happy Holidays and Copiers

TOday we talk about the things that matter the most about us: People who copy us and holidays.

For the holidays, we just finished Chanukah, and Christmas is here(I'm athiest BTW) and I hope all who celebrate it have a great time. I also hope those who celebrate Kwanza have a great time also.

Now we go to Copiers, here is what you do to them.

STEP 1. Take some string

STEP 2. Get a present

STEP 3. Grab your Phalanx 20mm and your F-14s

STEP 4. Sail over nearby their house and open fire

STEP 5. Laugh like a maniac and call Doctor Welding to heal them