Thread:SkipperEdward/@comment-75.87.223.26-20140127034342/@comment-32153758-20140128024401

Let's go on a bragging war.

My mechs have shields that are impervious to damage lower than a rocket launcher. They also have stealth capabilities, allowing them to be invisible for a while. My mechs also have mind control beams that make normal soldiers around it fight their own teammates, if they aren't already mind controlled. Also, my mech shoots HYDRAXIS folding chairs at the speed of 190 miles per hour. It has a integrated creation device inside its gun, allowing it to produce infinite ammo of HYDRAXIS Chairs.

Did I also mention my mech can run at 194.4 miles an hour, lift up to 800 pounds, dance extremely well, and can take steroids?

^ Basically Baconhusky's mech.