User blog comment:WolfgangBSC/The Random Chat Room/@comment-24142455-20150724055448

Ever wonder what certain olympic commercials for certain nations would be like........

-ANNOUNCEMENT-

It is I, Preston J. Cole..... hi

The UAC is the strong backbone of the crippled world, and for two weeks only, we have OLYMPIC FEVER

Come one, come some, to New Carthage propaganda- I mean extravaganza!

Shouts at the script writer

We host many sports, including speed skating, cur-tel-ing, and bob's sled.....

Shouts at the script writer again

Previous inferior olympics only had one gold event, UCG shall have all gold!

We spared no expense! Olympics costed 55 billion dollars!

Looks at the price of a UAC carrier

Something only a crippled nation would do! Our Olympics shall be 155 billion dollars!

Money rains down onto the screen

Shouts at security when people try to take the money

Shiver in terro- disbelief! At great mountains and vast jungles!

BUT when the sun goes down, the fun goes yes, with exclusive parties, featuring DJ Dr. Razanal. He'll be controlling the best songs and singers ever!

It shall be OUT OF CONTROOOOOLLL

For which control will be maintained by the 105 Shock Trooper Division......

Shows ODSTs marching through the streets

The UCG is proud to host all fi-SIX olympic rings, the new one representing the UCG. IF ANY DENIES, THEY SHALL BE SILENCED!

Sudden flash of the UAC Logo with "WE SEE IT ALL, WE KNOW IT ALL"

New Carthage is located between Tribute superfactory to North and Imperial rebels to South. And remember, only disco.

OOC: The UAC/UCG would not actually do this, this is solely a joke regarding people's OOC opinions on it