User blog comment:WolfgangBSC/The Random Chat Room/@comment-27822653-20160204174418/@comment-26778822-20160204202905

(Tank bursts into flames)

Hamas Spin Doctor: Damn it! The Israelis hid a bomb inside it! They have a new secret weapon that can make metal catch fire!

(Nobody In the crowd is convinced)

Really, tho. If anyone got fooled by this, I hereby tender my resignation from this planet.