Talk:K.R.A.D.E.C/@comment-29048862-20130807162038/@comment-11135771-20130808015940

Asylum? Objection. Why? Where shall we begin... ? Well for one, if I wanted to kill someone, appearing as a friend and offering them asylum in an underground bunker would be an excellent way to do so. Rig the place with explosives, and boom, you have a perfect death trap for the victim, and in a place where nobody will ever find out. Plus you get a free burial and tomb along with it.

However, I suppose you're not me. So let's look at the pros and cons of this offer, under the assumption that you're being totally honest and good and nice and all that and have no secret agenda or plans to kill me. I'll assign a point value to each pro/con, and decide what to do based on that. Seem fair (note that I couldn't care less if you think it's fair or not)?

Pros:

-Some minimal level of protection. (+1) -Much easier for me to kill you if I ever felt the need to. (+10) -Plenty of test subjects and mind control targets. (+6) -Underground lairs are cool. (+9000)

Cons:

-You just told everyone the general location of where I would be staying. (-200) -Your security is pitiful. (-10) -You would (try to) execute me if I attacked you. (-10) -You could find out my schemes and plotting and such. (-350) -I'd be terribly tempted to kill you and use the ISBA as a staging area for some kind of world-ending superweapon. (-? I don't know if this is even a con) -Not enough privacy. (-50) -You spelled my name wrong. (-1500) -If I decline, I can build my own, even better underground lair. (-9001)

Final Score: -2104

Hmm, I think not.

-Dr. Razanal