User blog comment:Warwolf 51/The Random War Room/@comment-24764757-20140110161520/@comment-10421482-20140111031822

and if you call in the next ten minutes we'll double your offer for no additional cost, yes that's right folks! 2 aegis battleships and 2 one-of-a-kind* pearl harbor battleships for the low low price of only 19.95(7.43 shipping and handling) and get this you get a free industrial sized can of battleship air freshener


 * may not be one of a kind if sister ships availible