Talk:United Aerospace Command/@comment-27820070-20150527041017/@comment-25373667-20150530121534

"Yeah, well, we meatbags have a secret weapon!"

Video of a morbidly obese man farting, which then kills several animals in the vicinity.

"FEAR THE GAS!!!"

Another video of the same fat man farting, causing a UAC battle droid to rust over and explode in a few mere seconds.

"Message paid for by the Council Against Anti Obesity."