Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-24938973-20151117140910

We have all heard of In Soviet Russia/In the Soviet Union jokes before, now we can list different jokes (ones found online can be used). This thread is too stronk against any resistance.

Rules:

1. You must have what the norm is in any place that is not the USSR and have what the opposite is in the Motherland.

2. No jokes against famous comrades from Russian history, Putin would be pissed.

3. Your grammar can reflect how a Russian speaks English.

I'll start:

''In America, a woman makes sandwich for you.

In Soviet Russia, Sandvich makes a woman for you.'' 