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Announcer: ''This is SNN, the Sol News Network. Broadcasting news across the Sol System 24/7.''

Anchorman: Good morning everyone, and welcome to the all-new Sol News Network. I'm chief anchorman Ron Burgundy.

Our top story this morning: The leader of the American PMC, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has officially stated that he will bring the United States of America into the Sol System Alliance once the Federation Remnant Forces have been defeated and driven out of the southwest Pacific.

In other news, much of the ash and pyroclastic material in the northwestern United States from the Federation's kinetic bombardment on Mount St. Helens in Washington state has been cleaned up by the NAADC and UAC, while much ash across the planet is still causing problems. All flights across the planet are currently grounded and will be operational once the ash is cleared.

Speaking of the kinetic attacks, a Federation admiral who ordered the attacks, codenamed "Admiral X", has formed an alliance with the Middle East terrorist group ISIS in providing soldiers and weapons to the terrorists. The Israeli government has taken major caution of this and have numberous ground troops defending the country's borders.

Coming up after the break: the MLB has begun it's preseason in environment domes on the Moon, Europa and Ceres with its six new teams playing in the first two games: the Mars Warriors against the Ceres Sentinels, the Luna Voyagers against the Calemare Orcas, and the Tenelapis Flames versus the Europa Icebergs. We'll be right back.