Talk:Israel/@comment-24301892-20151008130829

A group of Arabs inside the IDF decide that enough is enough. In the past year, Israel has had a BOOM of Jewish residents and a rapid decline of Arabs and Muslims. Now that the state is at a 70% Jewish, 25% Muslim, 4% Druze and 1% Other, some Arabs have decided to flee to Palestine while others have learned to love Israel and Jews as their fellow countrymen. These soldiers contact Palestine but is unknown to them that Mossad has intercepted it and is listening in.

Soldier 1: This is Tammam Salem calling Palestine HQ.

PHQ: WHO IS THIS, WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

Soldier 2: WE ARE DEFECTING SOLDIERS!

PHQ: Oh.......never mind. What do you need?

Soldier 1: We plan on staying as spies but we have a operation to steal one old Moshe Tank for the Arab State.

They say the plan and Mossad prepares to let it happen until the end of the operation where they will jump in and intercept the Palestinians.

IN ISRAEL SENATE

Arab Polititian: I PROPOSE A PLAN! I propose that Israel is divided in states and all are Jewish EXCEPT for one which has Arabs as the majority. We will be filled with Arabs that are loyal to our beloved country Israel but when they say the state they are from is a Arab state, they will be joyful.

Prime Minister: Very Well. We will divid our great nation into states and each one will have capitals. This will happen ASAP(this weekend when I can draw the states in and create names).