Talk:AF: Armada of Freedom/@comment-11181609-20141214205133

--LanceTech Inc., a government tech development disguised as a private company--

Representative: Armadians...we got a new source of power. It's better than the gas n' oil we've been usin'. Here at LanceTech Inc., we call it the Ubercell. It powers your house for, more or less, 6 months.

--Crowd Murmurs and gasps--

Representative: It powers your Truck for 8 months! So why keep payin' gas money, when you can get your own, RECHARGABLE, Ubercell. All you need to do to recharge it is leave it in the air. Even better, when it's full, you can see water inside of it! We can all benefit from Ubercell, so buy now for only 300 dollars at the nearest retail store. Or order online for 2 extra Ubercells and a converter.....free!

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Phantom is talking to the LanceTech representative.

Phantom: The Navy gets these for free, right?

Representative: Yes. And the converters and generators for free too.