Talk:Israeli Navy/@comment-27820070-20140120184328/@comment-12161342-20140120185936

Attention Israeli Navy:

At 00:00 last night, one of our spy satellites captured pictures of what appeared to be a massive explosion within Jerusalem. In the images appeared to be a stealth helicopter flying away from the blast site. Later image analysis indicates that the helicopter belongs to the Order. We urge you to not go to war with the Russians, as we detected no unusual activity by Russian forces in your region.

-Tato