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In the Sea

Captain Smith is reading Comrade Trcuks magazine and sipping Gallian Tea, when an alarm sounds. The Garrett class battleship has appeared.

Via radio, Smith speaks to Garrett. "You are antagonizing the law, pal! Our Lord and Master, Wolfstalin GangPutinator the Third, banned you from BSC, never to return! Fire!"

Smith's KMS Tirpitz shoots at the Garrett, and sinks it with a slingshot-launched piece of WS Corp. Bread. Garrett gets stomped out, all is as it should be.