User blog comment:CommunistPotato1945/Parodies to Kid's Rhymes/@comment-12161342-20160807150203

Little kid on Mars: "Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are..."

Parent: "It's not a star, Johnny, its Earth."

Kid: "But why is it twinkling?"

Parent: "Probably another nuclear war."

Kid: "Oh."

Welcome to RP, where childhood dreams are crushed by wars about once or twice a week.