User blog comment:FlammeumDraco333/Tales From the Not so Blocky Seas/@comment-26482266-20150815011510

I managed to enter the game and buy a Kuma.

Only thing to say about it is this

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...IT SUCKS FUCKING MONKEY BUTTS!!!

Terrible Guns. Terrible Armor. Terrible Speed. Terrible Looks. All of that are blended into a concoction brewed just right. To be that shitty, you must have some skill. Extreme skill.

Skill at sucking ass, that is.