Talk:Millennium/@comment-24787182-20150415125803

-North Korea-

''Admiral X has decided to return to his home country. It hasn't changed much since he left so many years ago. He commands a fleet of Betrayal-class destroyers which deploy troops off the western coast. Choppers transport X and a platoon of soldiers to Pyongnang and land in front of the leader's residence. A North Korean minister runs out with two soldiers.''

Minister: (In Korean) Hey! HEY!!! Who the HELL gives you the right to land in a restricted area?!?!

X: (Also in Korean) My name is X. I am an Admiral of the Federation Remnant Forces and I am here to discuss something with your leader.

Minister: I will bring you to him. ONLY if you leave your guards outdoors.

X: It seems you don't trust me. I'll only bring one of my soldiers as my bodyguard.

Minister: Very well. (****ing smart***)

''The minister brings the Admiral to the office of the "supreme leader" of the country. Inside, Kim Jong Un sits there petting a siamese cat, making him look like a dumber version of Dr. Evil. Except with hair and with no scar. The door closes, and X begins to talk''

X: Hello, sir. You may call me "X".

Un: What a very stupid name...

X: It is the one I use to make sure my true identity is not revealed.

Un: What do you want, powerless one? I have to take my weekly tour on the Pueblo.

X: As of right now, I declare the Democratic People's Republic of Korea a part of the Federation Empire.

Minister: WHAT?!?! No country shall take control of "True" Kore-(gets shot by Un)-AH!

X: What the??

Un: You are a disgraceful minister. I had agreed with Admiral X just this morning. I knew that you would react so poorly, so I wanted to take you out before causing a revolt.

Minister: You. YOU-(gets shot in the face and dies)

Un: Now, X. Shall we begin?