Thread:USS Enterprise CVN-65/@comment-24142455-20150311142820/@comment-10905876-20150414001715

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four... Half a bee, philosophically, Must, ipso facto, half not be. But half the bee has got to be Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be Or not to be an entire bee When half the bee is not a bee Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three, Eric the half a bee. A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee, Half-asleep upon my knee, Some freak from a menagerie? No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee, Eric the half a bee. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee, Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee, Bisected accidentally, One summer afternoon by me, I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally, Semi-carnally. The end.

Cyril Connelly? No; semi-carnally! Oh.

Cyril Connelly. [whistling]

-Eric the Half a Bee lyrics