Thread:Captain rudder guy Kevin1/@comment-10905876-20150319160301

So, I've been trying to think up a uniquely IKN sport to have people in the Empire follow and be crazy lunatic fans of. I thought about reverting to my old habit of stealing from the Brits and say that everyone loves a good game of Cricket in the Empire of Kevin. But, because it's getting a little too predictable that I'll just steal every little facet of British culture, and because I haven't got the slightest clue about Cricket, I decided to scrap that idea. Now, after dismissing rugby on horseback as too outlandishly impractical, I came up with Mutton Ball.

The idea behind Mutton Ball is simple: it's soccer, with a sheep as the ball. Teams consist of ten men and a herd dog, only the herd dog can touch the sheep, and there's no goalie as it was found to be hard enough to herd the sheep in to the goal pen as it was. You basically try to herd the sheep in to a three sided fenced area which is the goal pen, and keep it there for ten seconds to be official.

Now, why do I need a national sport? Because at some point the IKN has an annual contest between the crews of ships to determine which ship is the best. So, each year in a given base, there is the annual IKN Mutton Ball tournament. Also, if there is ever a news broadcast from the AIF, Mutton Ball can be mentioned as coming up next. 