Talk:Russian Navy/@comment-27820070-20131001203444

-Suddenly,all money disappears-

Demetri: Captain! What happened!

Captain: Sir,the global market just crashed! We are nearing economic depression!

-all stocks fall-

Demetri: Well,great! We are standing here,with no income,no cashflow, and we are losing this war. Great! Now what?

-Sudden boiler explosion-

Crew member: Demetri! American carrier and 2 medium cruisers inbound!

Demetri: Right. Get in the ship. Get in battle positions.

-Explosion-