User blog:CommunistPotato1945/Parodies to Kid's Rhymes

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As a competion to [http://battleshipcraft-navies.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Orion_Caelum/Epic_Rap_Battles_of_BSCN! Orion's Rap Battle], I made this to go against him. Basically when we are little toddlers we all heard of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" or "ABC Song" and when we are matured we think them as immature and... f*cking stupid. I made these to make fun of them (Sorry if I insulted some "adult babies")

ABC Phonic Song

Phonics are sounds of letters, here goes my parody:

A is for a*shole, a*shole, a*shole

B is for balls, sucking my balls

F is for feeling, I feel f*ck

W is for whore, my maid is a whore.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

How I wonder how red you are

Up above Russia so high

Symbolizing Stalin and Lenin

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Communism will triumph!

Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some... fun...

But silly Jill

Forgot the pill

And now they have a son!

Wheels on the Bus

Hookers on the bus go round and round

Round and round

Round and round

Hookers on the bus go round and round

All through your a**