Talk:Millennium/@comment-24787182-20151106001607

Pyongyang, North Korea
Admiral X and Kim Jong Un sit down with numerous Millenium military leaders to discuss a means of gaining more land.

(In Korean)

X: We need a new plan to gain more territory and resources for the war against the Millenium's most hated enemy: Carolina. I need suggestions and I need them NOW.

Minister 1: I suggest we take the island of Guam. We'll be able to capture the entire US fleet stationed there.

Minister 2: (Slaps Minister 1 in the head) You fool! You're suggesting to take over territory under control by the ally of False Korea?!

Minister 3: As of August, the island of Guam is now an actual part of the nation of capitalist pigs.

Minister 2: Still, it's a f**king terrible idea.

X: No. Guam is a perfect option. Anyone else?

Minister 4: Russia?

KJU: (Shoots Minister 4 in the face) No.

Minister 3: The south is a perfect opportunity. We must strike there.

X: What?! False Korea has no strategic advantage that we could take!

KJU: It is a perfect pran. We must set it in motion IMMEDIATERY.

X: NO!!! You're under MY country's jurisdiction, and your nation will do as what Batesia demands!

KJU: Not, anymore.

Four North Korean soldiers walk in and point their guns at X. The ministers walk to his side as the dictator raises his pistol at X.

KJU: You terr your superiors that we wirr no cooperate with Batesia NOR Germany untir we have captured Seoul and burn it down to a crisp! We wirr do this, either you rike it or not.

X turns and starts to leave.

X: Marcus won't be happy about this. He'll have your head even if you succeed or fail.

KJU: I'd rike to see him try.

''X storms out of the room. ''

KJU: WAIT!!! Can Batesia at reast support us during this? I rearized the whole "doing this by myserf thing" won't work out werr.''Un then turns and orders a speech to be broadcasted across all of the North. The message? "All forces, standby for further orders. Prepare for the full-scale invasion of the South. For the glory of the powerful Democratic People's Republic of Korea!"''

OOC: First of all, I'm not racist, I watched Team America reciently and I kinda have Kim Jong Il's dialogue stuck in my head. And who know's? Maybe I'll have Un sing "I'm So Ronery."

Also, AFOH cannot interfere at the end by taking all of the Korean peninsula. They never existed during the time when the ceasefire was signed in 1953, and all coalition nations that were involved with the war pre-RP are the ones fighting this war (UAC and AIF will be involved as they technically lead the SSA, which is the reorganized U.N.).