Talk:United States Navy/@comment-13740085-20130929032924

(Admiral Guy sits at his office desk at the USNFs main docks, drinking from a bottle of vodka, a single desk lamp is the only source of light. His dock commander comes in.)
 * DC: Sir, I was looking everywhere for you. Come on, Freyr's Sword is ready for launch. Are you okay?
 * Adm. Guy: You know, this vodka here was on a Russian ship that we destroyed early in the war. The surviving crew claimed that it was meant for Fleet Admiral Kuznetsov himself, out men thought it was only fitting to give it to me. (Sighs) Why are we fighting this war? Why?
 * DC: (not quite understanding) Because...the Russians and KRADEC attacked us unprovoked. They bombed our cities, our docks, killed friends and family.
 * Guy: Alright, now why do we launch these super warships. More specifically, why do we build them when they're taken down by flying ships HALF THEIR SIZE!!!
 * DC: (keeping his cool) Sir,...we build them because they're inspiring. There isn't one man down there in those ships, in those docks that haven't lost someone in this war. When they see those ships, charging in guns-blazing, it motivates them. And when they're sunk, they see a ship that didn't go down lightly. Now get up and get out there, because another one is ready for launching.
 * Guy: I see. Thank you, Michael, for reminding me. But, can we launch Freyr's Sword tomorrow? I'd like to finish this bottle.
 * DC: Okay...but why?
 * Guy: Because Kuznetsov isn't enjoying this drink.