User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/The New (And Improved) Official Roleplay Room/@comment-24301892-20150828012954/@comment-25373667-20150828015531

Hmmm... a butter Eiffel Tower. Might be a nice table piece.

* Takes a bit off butter off of the tower, and the tower collapses, landing with a loud squish and covering New France in butter. In Africa, the starving children facepalm.