User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/The New (And Improved) Official Roleplay Room/@comment-32153758-20150616122226

IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...

At a tiny beachhouse in HYDRAXIS, two men sit on deck chairs, looking at the ocean. They simpky wear sandals, shorts, and Hawaiian shirts.

"So, have you heard? The Ssith attacked Isssrael." The man on the right extends his hand to get lemonade.

"Is that so? I didn't think they would come to conquer us that early." The man on the left browses his phone, seeming to not care about the news.

"HYDRAXISsss has been building up for a long time. They don't have the upgraded shipssss of Delusssion, but I expect that they can sssstill fight well against other naviessss."

The man on the left stands up from his deck chair. "We're already back to full power, Warui. We have a replacement for Delusion, and soon we'll build ships to counter theirs." This man, we all know too well. He is Darksire, still wearing his mask and admiral hat.

Warui stands up after his commander. "Darksire, do you think we will be able to get the old army back one day?" Warui bends his back, and a crack can be heard.

"One day... one day."

Suddenly, a loud ripping noise could be heard. Darksire looks at Warui. Warui's face is flushed.

"What's the matter, Warui?" Darksire is now curious.

"Nothing...nothing..."

Warui then quickly sprints to the house. Darksire catches a glimpse of a hole at the back of Warui's shorts.

"I didn't know I had a man with clowns on his underwear as my second in command..." --- One day later, at the main HYDRAXIS facility...

Darksire stands up in front of a large crowd of soldiers, on a podium. He is back to his normal admiral outfit.

"For far too long, we've been sitting quietly in the shadows, selling furniture in order to fund our army. But worry not, soldiers. HYDRAXIS will return! We will rise from our old ashes, and be born ane-"

"BARK BARK BARK!"

Darksire looks around, and so does everyone else. There is a loud dog in the crowd.

"BARK BARK BARK!"

"BARK BARK BARK BARK!"

"AOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"SNIFF SNIFF GROWL"

"Sir, you should stop making dog noises now." Warui puts his hand on Darksire's shoulder.

"Get off of me, I must locate the dog."

In a flash, the dog bolts out of the crowd. It is a cute orange Corgi.

"Dawwwwwww...Warui, handle the speech for me!" Darksire sprints across the crowd, pushing people out of his way, to try and get the dog.

The dog finally stops at some train tracks. It turns around and pants. Darksire catches up to it, and picks it up.

"What are you doing here, little one? This is a dangerous spot."

The dog is then discovered to have a mind control chip on its head.

"Got you...Darksire..." A familar voice. Of course. Razanal.

Darksire looks to his right, to see a train coming at him.

HYDRAXIS has died.