User blog comment:TheWhitePrincipessa/Her Highness The Princess/@comment-5889313-20151119083035/@comment-26778822-20151122010827

''AdvisorSmith drunkenly uttered [RANDOM POLITICAL STATEMENT ABOUT THE VIGILANT CHRISTIAN AND DONALD TRUMP], before he accidentally summoned the angry ghosts of Otto Von Bismarck and Alfred Von Tirpitz, who used the combined power of their Pickelhaubes to annihilate everything. THEN, A SKELETON POPPED OUT!''

Goddamn Prussians.