User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/The New (And Improved) Official Roleplay Room/@comment-32153758-20151108224839

In a alternate universe...

Once Caroline was fully uploaded into GLaDOS, the system was turned on. At first, nothing happened, but soon her consciousness began to take hold, and Caroline was alive once more as the AI of GLaDOS. This proved to be a wonderful boost for the portal program, as Caroline was able to use her preexisting knowledge combined with the advanced computing capabilities of GLaDOS to make far more progress in portal research. Within several days, the portal program went from being on the verge of failure to nearly having a working prototype ready. However, with the prototype nearing completion, several of the old default programs began kicking in within GLaDOS, programs from before Caroline was uploaded into GLaDOS. And thats when the problems started.......

"What the **** did you say you ****ing *****?"

Suddenly, a crane out of nowhere slammed into the research center, and crashing through the walls were the jaws of a familiar face.

"Girl, there can only be one ****ing AI in this roleplay."

Delusion, bitter after it got its virginity taken by UAC soldiers, was back and pissed. After 4 months of moping in the bottom of the ocean, it was back.

GLaDos turned its "head" to the jelly-as-crap Delusion.

"Do you want to throw hands, boy?" GLaDos said.

"**** you. Suck on my sucker punch!"

Delusion immediately threw a sucker punch at GLaDos. However, GLaDos dodged (this is a alternate universe so whatever) and then did some technological crap to roundhouse kick Delusion.

"Oh shiz m8 i needz teh backupz."

Delusion whistled, and immediately another familiar face crashed into the wall.

"..."

There it was, Rook II.

"..."

"Yo, homeboy, help me put some sense into this fake ***** right here."

"..."

Rook II then went over 9000 and became Crying Rook. Using its undermounted crane-sword, it slashed at GLaDos, who once again dodged and shot a giant laser beam at the poor thing.

Rook II, being a lot smarter than Delusion, decided to call it a day.

"A 3D girl isn't good for a man, until you drop the third D."

Rook left to go get a dakimakura, while Delusion was once again murdered, this time by a AI, instead of a million ships.

Tl;dr god dang it delusion