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Announcer: This is SNN: the Sol News Network

Ron Burgundy: Good afternoon Sol, I'm Ron Burgundy.

Our top story this afternoon: former attorney Jack Thompson, who is famously known for hating video games and calling gamers "brain dead" (does the quote gesture when saying "brain dead"), has been arrested by the Free American Forces this afternoon. Thompson was arrested for declaring allegiance to the Federation and attempting to leave the United States from Miami via jetski with a swastica painted on the front. He was intercepted by the Miami-stationed Gerald Ford-class aircraft carrier Theodore Ball