Talk:P.A.N.Z.E.R./@comment-24142455-20150708032436/@comment-25373667-20150708042810

Commander: Well, you see, your uniform was in, bad condition to say the least, so we threw it in the washer to clean it up a bit. It should be done in a few minutes.

Meanwhile

Soldier: Hurry, throw them in the washer! We cannot let him know we searched his belongings!

Soldier 2: Yes sir!

Suddenly, the soldier notices a shiny object peeking out of a pocket. He pulls it out, then throws the clothes in the washer.

Soldier 2: What is this? Some kind of USB?

Soldier: Hide it! We will show higher authorities ourselves, there may be important information on it!

A few minutes later

Soldier: Here is your uniform back. You can change in the back room.