Thread:Captain rudder guy Kevin1/@comment-24938973-20151226175125/@comment-25373667-20160101052047

Maybe because Kevin has a bloody life and has other things to do, like, I dunno, FEED HIS GOATS, rather than get down on his knees and suck your petty little penis.

Just build one yourself. Ain't that hard...

And no, that is not meant as a dirty joke.