Talk:Israel/@comment-24301892-20160928031300

Benjamin Netanyahu is resting at home(the Israeli Equivalent of the White House) after a long day when a black car pulls up. A man in a black suit walks out and goes up to the door. Netanyahu goes to the door to see Aluf David Marcus.

Netanyahu: Marcus! Shalom! Nice to see you, what brings you here? Come in, come in, have a drink.

Marcus: Um, sir, I am not here for a drink or a chat, rather, I am the bearer of bad news.

Netanyahu: What has happened David!?

Marcus: Ben, Shimon is dead.

The Israeli Prime Minister, utterly shocked, stumbles backwards.

Netanyahu: What?! He was doing well after his Hospital release! When did this happen.

Marcus: I'm sorry Ben, about 30 minutes ago is when it happened. The Service is tomorrow at the Great Temple(real place, it's super big, thus the name) in Jerusalem.

David Marcus leaves and Benjiman Netanyahu sits back down and contemplates the loss of the past Prime Minister and President.....and Friend.