User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/The New (And Improved) Official Roleplay Room/@comment-27822411-20150526225533/@comment-25373667-20150526231832

We gouge out your eyeballs and nail them to a wall in your cell. Afterwards, we strap inmates down to a chair and force them to listen to Justin Beiber, One Direction, and various other gay boy bands for 16 hours straight.