Talk:North American Aerospace Defense Command/@comment-24787182-20150204150147

Atlas Lab, Dallas, Texas

''At the same lab where Project Grimlock was created, the NAADC is conducting new research on making a successful artificial intelligence program in a machine. Atlas has three enclosed areas where these test subjects are being built.''

Scientist 1: So, hows the project going?

Scientist 2: There are three actually. Its going bad. VERY bad.

Scientist 1: Let me see.

''The scientists walk towards the first area, which houses Project Cyberman. These robots walked really slow and can shock a person to death during reprograming the mainframe.''

Scientist 1: What shockingly terrible results.

Scientist 2: Yeah. We lost five guys during repairs. Three of them were when the Cybermen were yelling "Delete" and attacked them.

The next area houses Project Combaticon, robots that were made out of parts of military vehicles that explode during weapons tests.

Scientist 1: ...........No comment.

Scientist 2: Ok. Moving on.

''The third and last area houses Project Fazbear, animatronics from a children's resturaunt chain that ran around like Muppets on acid while on fire. They included a bear, a rabbit, a chicken, a fox and a yellow and moldy bear that looks limp. What made it scary was that this music was playing from one of the animatronics.''

Scientist 1: And thats why I never bring my kids to Chuck-e-Cheese. They're scary as s***.

Scientist 2: Man, the admiral's going to be pissed.