User blog comment:Void Samukai/Tenelapis/@comment-38.105.236.163-20150115230452

---News Broadcast---

A new high-quality restuarant, made(according to its founder, I. M. Notarobot) "To teach the good citizens of Tenelapis about fine cuisine." has opened in the orbit of Tenelapis on a defunct spaceship. Let's go to our food correspondent, F.U.D. Gai, for more on this restaraunt. *camera cuts to a dude in a spacesuit* "Hello, everyone! I must say, this new restaraunt is rather good. It has great service (I mean, where can you go wrong with Italian robot waiters), and has amazing food. My personal favorite dish is the House Speciale, a shrimp scampi served over penne. If you can get a ride to orbit, this is the to-go restaraunt for all you high-society Tenelapites! Also, apparently, 50% of your food price goes to charity!" *dude looks closer at the sign on the door* "Saint Zeno's Enlightened Fund. Well, whatever it is, people, make sure you go to this restaraunt!" *camera cuts back to news people* "You heard him, people. Apparently, this place is pretty great! It's called Line One Variable." *commercial break*

OOC: Yes, this is a front for the Enlightened, and yes, this is a real RP thing.

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