User blog comment:Y0ki3GGNET/Thanksgiving Bash/@comment-26778822-20151127010855

AdvisorSmith, seeing that his beloved Tirpitz has been turned into a turkey, decides to launch a secret mission to Nutt's compound in order to revert the turkeyfication and bring back order. First, he flies to Castle SaltyTea attempting to find Judge Omega's secret folder, which contains the location of Nutt's compound. He ends up having to escape from that place and find the folder elsewhere, after defeating a gigantic zombie skeleton thing. Then, he flies to the compound, but his plane is shot down and he is captured. He escapes, but suffers a coma for 14 years.

Then, he awakens to find out that everything has been transformed into a turkey. He rounds up his old friends, finds some random science guy named Marcboy, who guides him to a secret underwater cave containing magic weapons and stuff. He uses those magic things to get a ticket to fly to the Turkey Base on the Moon, where he finds some nuclear launch codes for a submarine that he stole earlier. He then uses these weapons to yet again launch an attack on Nutt's compound, but when he kills Nutt, he gets seriously wounded by a grenade. Then his friends launch a nuke at the compound, and he dies. The end. This thing was later banned in Germany, for some reason. Bunch of soft touchs.