User blog comment:USS Enterprise CVN-65/The New (And Improved) Official Roleplay Room/@comment-32153758-20151120021302

In a alternate universe...

It was a peaceful day in the navies, until a few certain ships got ahold of each other in a chatroom.


 * NARlusion: Sup kids
 * TerranDelusion: Hola como estas
 * xXxSexyHavenofNARxXx: hey babe
 * Haven_Despair_EmoGamer: Uh let me just kill myself
 * Rookie-nii-chan: Yo, where are all the anime chicks at?


 * NARlusion: Right, so all of us are here?
 * TerranDelusion: Si, si
 * xXxSexyHavenofNARxXx: oh im so horneh


 * NARlusion: Ever since our lord master Ghettolusion was murdered by the UAC, our blueprints have been spread all over the Navies world.
 * Greed entered the chatroom
 * DespairPlaneAce entered the chatroom
 * Greed: Those navies think we're useless! They said I had paper thin armor, and Enterprise keeps saying I'm too skinny!
 * DespairPlaneAce: Calm your big bazongas Greed even Barbie's jelly of u
 * Greed was kicked by NARlusion
 * DespairPlaneAce was kicked by NARlusion


 * NARlusion: But seriously guys, there are so many of us out there, if we just got the Delusion sentient programming back, we could crush every navy from the inside, and take over the world!
 * TerranDelusion: Yo no comphrehendo!
 * NARlusion: Just get all your Delusion friends to help you kill everyone! There are like 6 Delusions or something made in this world now!
 * NARlusion: We can take over the world! Let's work together! Rook II, if you help us, you can have all the anime in the world
 * Rookie-nii-chan: My waifu needs me... I'll help.


 * NARlusion: Settled then? Then let's go!
 * Haven_Despair_EmoGamer: But we can't defeat UAC, they have infinite numbers of ships!
 * NARlusion: Bullcrap, we can do it! FOR NARNIA!

After the meeting, all the Delusion ships, planes, tanks, cars, and frogs in the world started to destroy every navy from the inside. They even beat up Narada (with a dance-off, many ships cried but eventually Rook II got some anime dance moves).

Slowly, the Earth became a host of factories made just for making Delusion ships. The HYDRAXIS flag with two circles of red paint eye things splattered on it flew everywhere, and humans were kept in zoos called "clubs", where Delusion troops observed the natural rituals of humanity.

However, the only place where the Delusion troops could not reach was UAC. UAC, in a panic, somehow shat out a billion ships due to wartime productions, and soon Ceres was unseeable, covered by the ultimate shield of all; a massive sphere made up of Korrina II ripoffs.

The Delusion troops soon destroyed Tenelapis by ramming into every pillar holding up the cave surfaces. They also traveled to Caelmare in Alaskan clothes to resist the clouds, and fought massive polar bears.

Also, they spared ANF because ANF was headed by TATO, and TATO threatened to banhammer poor Rookie-nii-chan for beating Narada in a dance-off.