User blog:Orion Caelum/Epic Rap Battles of BSCN: Orion vs Zumwalt!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BSCN!

ORION CAELUM

VS

USS ZUMWALT DDG 100!

BEGIN!

Zumwalt:

Look what the cat dragged back from the ban

Man, your love life might be Solo, but you ain't Han

I build 4.0 battleships, and yours are way worse than mine

Here's some aspirin, because I'll leave you with a cracked skull tonight

Because my skill is incredible, and your taste in music is terrible

Who even listens to Blue Oyster Cult anyway?

Even Dazzle wants to do me, and now that you're right next to me

I can understand why they took you out of command of the UAC

Orion:

Sit down, son, and let me give you a science lesson

Ask TATO-- with those rhymes, to me you can't be stepping

Never surrender? You'll never be forgetting

My techs are masterpieces that will last throughout the ages

Your ships can't even get you bitches on your Facebook pages!

I'm committing verbal genocide, raps as hot as 20,000 C

My name is Orion, motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me?

Not posers like you, I'm the real O.G.

You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty!

Zumwalt:

I got a bunch of Protoss chicks in my bed backstage

When's the last time "science, yeah!" got anybody laid?

I got a new attack in five, so there's not much time left

What else can I say? Your own tech got you banned, and your navy permadeath!

Orion:

I would smack you, but I'm a gentleman; I don't hit little girls

And I'm glad I'm a nerd, because this here is our world

There's a crowd of millions waiting to hear my lectures, no matter my former infamy

Next to me, you're an usher -- here, show them to their seats.