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Review: Nevada-Class Pooper Bastard-Child of Colorado "Battleship"

"Two reviews, because I got bored after writing the first one."

-Me again.

Wow. This ship is utter bollocks.

No, it's worse. It's...utter bollocks dripping out of a monkey's fat arse while being tossed in the great depths of hell into the hands of a demonic Joseph Stalin. This ship is bad, and it...

I can't describe it in cohesive words other than the word "poo" and "dreadful".

As usual, 3 categories, firepower, protection, and maneuverability.


 * Firepower: It's actually pretty...decent. Compared to the British guns, they are nothing, but they deal respectable amounts of damage, have good (enough) range, and fire in regular intervals. Sadly, the accuracy is absolute poo, and you only get 10 rounds per salvo. Even worse; it eats up alot of the tonnage that could have been used for you know...ARMOR.


 * Protection: Garbage. This...no. It's garbage. I don't want to speak how this ship can get less than 13" of armor, even with the relevant armor spreading. Protection behind the armor is very, very bad as well. Simply put, if you have the misfortune to play a Nevada, definitely keep your distance. That will be a pretty tall order, because...


 * Maneuverability: 17 knots. Thats all I can say. 17 god-damn knots. 17 knots! Thats utter bullsh*t! Oh, and the ship turns as well as a bathtub with a whale stuffed in it, so yeah.

I have never thought a ship can be WORSE than a IM. Well...the Nevada is only 7 levels away, so...thats not really much of a constellation.

Thankfully, the Colorado doesn't *look* that bad, but I will have to wait and see. Judging by the Wise_Words_of_Flamme™, it doesn't look...TOO bad.

Good Afternoon.