User blog:USS Enterprise CVN-65/Enterprise's Guides to Life: Pyrotechnics

==TO NSA PEOPLE, THIS IS A PURE JOKE, THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL GUIDE TO HOME PYROTECHNICS==

Many of us like fireworks, or firecrackers. Sometims you just gotta do it..... and FIRE OFF FIREWORKS!!!!

You will need:

A metal pipe

Fireworks

Grips

Firecrackers

Padding for shoulder

Tape

A microwave

lots of glowsticks

Step 1: Tape grips to the piep

Step 2: Tape pad to back of the launcher

Step 3: Place fireworks into the tube

Step 5: Put many glowsticks into the microwave

Step 6: Plug it into an outlet

Alert: Be very careful, as you may blow up your house (and your hair)