User blog comment:I am that guy/My new navy/@comment-11254679-20131020020702/@comment-11254679-20131020023041

So desperate to kill myself:Yeah, I was killed in a freak accident while transporting shower heads. We were ambushed and the container was hit, causing shower heads to fly everywhere. I was out on the deck looking at the enemy ships and a few shower heads hit my, causing my death.

-ghost of slopper