Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27820070-20150607055039/@comment-25373667-20150607122506

How to survive in the Ohio Valley:

1.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Why are you even here?

2.) Go see a doctor. Oh wait, they'll just put you on MORE MEDICATIONS, because doctors here are retarded.

3.) Drive a large armored vehicle.

4.) Bring a packed lunch. You'll be here a while.

5.) Lots of weapons (attack helis, assault rifles, hand guns, etc.).

6.) Bring friends. The ghetto swarms can overrun you.

7.) Don't die. Your body will be robbed, raped, and returned slightly used.