Talk:United States Navy/@comment-24142455-20141003203725

-Transmission to the President of the United States-

We have taken hostages after the bombardment of a port and the near destruction of the city of chicago. We have many civilians, workers, and others. We will return them to you, as long as you give us a nuclear warhead. The warhead must be itself, and must not be able to detonate once we get to our base, as if you do, you will kill the innocent. Until we prove the nuke is "save" we will not return the civilians. I bid you good day"

-General Dagger