User blog comment:Y0ki3GGNET/Barfight Event/@comment-24171828-20150710151005/@comment-24171828-20150710161343

The bartender who is actually Stukov in disguise delivers the NukaCola to the driver.

A waiter accidentally trips and one of the bottles break into the hood of the truck. The truck starts to melt.

Waiter: uhh...that's normal. You can drink that....just don't drop it on anything.

The driver looks at the advertisement. "100 types of fruit merged into one Nuke-tastic drink!"

"Contains a moderate dose of Uranium for the added kick!"

Will or may cause: Loss of hair, glowing toilets, temporary increase in strength and adrenaline and "Rainbow vision."