User blog comment:WolfgangBSC/The Random Chat Room/@comment-24903406-20160727040613/@comment-11264471-20160727042118

I sexually identify as a female Nimitz Class Carrier. Ever since i was a young girl i dreamed of gliding over the white foamy seas with a load of fighter dudes on top of me. People say to me that a person being a carrier is impossible and im f*cking retared but i domt care, im beautiful. Im having a plastic surgeon enlarge my buttocks to contain the neccesary room for a full fighter wing, im also getting a liposuction to increase the speed and increase the fficency of the two reactors implanted in my breasts. From now on i want you guys to call me "Nimitz" and respect my dominion on the seas. Thank you for being so understanding.