Talk:United States Navy/@comment-25453078-20150925003159/@comment-10905876-20150925192637

Officer: "What is it with you people and wheel guns?!"

Radford: "Well, I had gone in to the city to buy a souvenir for my son, Jack. I had worn my pistol without a second thought as officers are always seen with their sidearms back home. As I walk in the door, some chap shouts 'He's got a gun!' I assume that someone else is trying to rob the place, and dive for cover. I pulled out my pistol, and tried to spot the robber, and challenged him to come out from hiding and face me."

"With no apparent robber in sight, I held position and wait for the authorities to arrive. I heard a noise behind me, and spotted a man sneaking behind me. Well he was unarmed and looked terrified, so I told him to stay down. That's when the constable arrived, and the clerk told him that I was the criminal. I decided that resistng wouldn't do any good, so I went with him. I figured I'd clear things up fairly quickly, but he's rather stubborn. Been here ever since."

Harwell: "The captain managed to get word to me on the ship, so I came down here to sort things out after putting Lieutenant Lightman in temporary command. When I got here, the bloody imbecile they have as the sherif put me in irons as a suspected accomplice!"

Officer: "Not true! Officialy, I'm holding you for 'questioning'."

Harwell: "Then get on with the questioning and get me out of here! I thought you buggers said the accused had to be proven guilty and assumed innocent until then! Anyways, been here ever since as well."