User blog:Orion Caelum/Epic Rap Battles of BSCN: TATO vs Orion!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BSCN!

THEALPHATHEOMEGA

VS

ORION CAELUM!

BEGIN!

TheAlphaTheOmega:

When I apply my battle theory

Minds are relatively blown

So take a seat, Orion

Oops; your fleet's already owned

What's with your attitude?

I can't frickin tell

You sound like AP half the time

Or like some sort of wannabe god condemning to hell

I'll school you anywhere

ANF to Oxford

All your fans will be like

"Um, that was awkward"

I'm as dope as an exponential amount of rappers, you better be scared

Because that means Anthon-E = MC^2!

Orion:

You have no idea what you're messing with here, TATO

I've got 40 meter railguns on my ships that's how I roll ya'll

You look like someone glued a BSCN tablet to a troll doll

I'll be stretching out the rhyme like gravity stretches time

When you try to put your little p-brane against this kind of mind

I'm the best

I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science

I'll be dropping mad nukes on your head from the shoulders of giants

TheAlphaTheOmega:

I'm the giant on whose shoulders you'd have stood, if you weren't banned

I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand

You can't destroy matter or me, for serious

Ripping holes in you bigger than the hole in Exodus Drive theory was!

Orion:

There are ten million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe

Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd

You wanna bring the heat with the warped ships you're making

I've baked raps from scratch like Carl Sagan

While it's true that my work is based on you

I'm a Warmind supercomputer, you're like a TI-82 (Ooh!)

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BSCN!