User blog:USS Enterprise CVN-65/Enterprise's Guides to Life: Flying

As we all know, flying is very important to BSCN, so why not do it yourself.

YOU SHALL REQUIRE:

A wagon

Two umbrellas

hand crafted wings

10,000 homemade rockets

Life insurance

A pillow

a belt

STEP 1: Attack wings to wagon

STEP 2: Tape rockets to ANY PART OF THE PLANE

STEP 3: Tie pillow to torso via belt

STEP 4: Put both umbrellas in hand

STEP 5: Roll wagon down hill and ignite rockets

STEP 6: Get to desired height

STEP 7: JUMP OUT AND ACTIVATE UMBRELLA PARACHUTES AND PRAY YOU LIVE


 * USS Enterprise CVN-65 is not responsible for any injuries