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Announcer: Hello, and welcome to the grand opening of the online HYDRAXIS Retail Store, otherwise known as Chessboard!

You can buy anything from Chessboard, and unlike other companies, no matter where you're buying the item from, we PROMISE to get the product to you in less than 3 days!

(Unless of course, the product is heavy, such as a car).

All things you order will arrive safely, or else you'll get a complete refund! A complete refund! But don't try to scam us, our advanced AI can detect when you're not actually in need of a refund!

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Announcer: Not only can we give you a refund, but we also sell foods brought to us by professional merchants and cooks in places like Russia, Hawaii, Italy, and New Carthage!

If you use our special service, Chessboard Tea, we can get restaurant quality food to you in just 1 hour, thanks to our warping Powder ships! (Permission by nations may slow down or restrict Chessboard Tea, please see lawbook for details)

If you want extra fast shipping, secure protection/tracking of orders, and completely awesome deals, then sign up for Chessboard Knight! (Rates are different depending on where you live, please see lawbook for details)

So what are you waiting for!?

Buy from Chessboard now! Listen to our satisfied customers!

Bartender: Chessboard allowed me to stock my bar with alcohol stored for 30 years! The whole bar is filled with it! And I got it all here in one day!

Russian Captain: I order STRONK Vodka from Chessboard Tea, they come quick, and get drunk with us! Heyo! (Cheers with HYDRAXIS robots)

Japanese Man: I order cute cat and Chessboard deliver perfect! (Camera points at oven)

So what are you waiting for! Don't stick with the slow competition! Get in the bandwagon!

HYDRAXIS Chessboard, coming soon!