Thread:SkipperEdward/@comment-24231515-20140129011820/@comment-24231515-20140131051343

Hey, guys, while you were partying, I finished torture! (time's different here, don't change). He'll recover. I skimmed off enough cells with a scapel off of his belly so he can see his intestines, shot him in the knee, whacked him in the knee with a monkey wrench, water boarded him, put him on a rack, administered non-lethal chemicals into his blood-stream, and patched him up with field dressings (hey, I am a cadet who has his emergency first aid badge). He should survive, but he needs to be taken to a modern hospital.