User blog comment:Y0ki3GGNET/Barfight Event/@comment-10905876-20150221045459/@comment-25373667-20150221150624

I barge in with dual katanas and take a shot from the bar.

Me, spitting out the nasty drink: Yuk! Who made this guy bartender?

Then I glance over at Langly and Cap'n Claiborne holding up the bartender.

Me: Guys, I wouldn't do that. These drinks are terrible. Just get some Salty Sea Tea.

Then I order a Salty Sea Tea from one of the other bartenders.