Talk:AIF/@comment-10905876-20150429224117/@comment-25373667-20150430205121

OOC: This is a real post.

IC: Draco and Kai are sitting on a train to go to an admiralty meeting, when suddenly, the door on the train flies off its hinges.

Kai: What the?!

Passenger: AHH! IT... IT... IT'S A PIE!!!

Everyone on the train panics and runs about, trying to not get killed. Draco pulls out his 9mm and makes a stand. The pie stands in the doorway ominously, ready to strike.

Draco: Damn pies!

Draco fires seven rounds into the pie, splattering it everywhere. Kai follows suit with three more 9mm rounds. Little is left of the pie.

Draco: I am sick of these pies.

Kai: Everyone reamin calm. We just killed that pie.

Passengers: YAY!

The train ride goes on, albeit quite chilly and with pie guts everywhere.