Thread:USS Enterprise CVN-65/@comment-24142455-20150311142820/@comment-25373667-20150413231540

"Who's idea was it to send a whole damn 'tallion of Yanks at a little ol' message boy!"

Several Federal cannons on a nearby hill open up.

"NOW THEY'VE SENT THE DAMN ARTILLERY!!!"

-Me at the Battle of Appomattox reenactment, being chased by a battalion of Yankees