User blog:Void Samukai/Epic Rap Battles of BSCN: Orion Caelum vs Void Samukai

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF BSCN

VOID SAMUKAI

VS

ORION CAELUM

BEGIN!!!

Orion Caelum:

Orion meets Samukai, here's a battler

Who thinks he can step up to the ultimate rapper

But when I go hand to hand with you, I go ban hammer

Knock off your hat, choke you up in your war banner

Sent you to Japan with a message from Orion

If you try to fight me, you will end up dying

So cross this battle line, and head straight into a massacre

And get f#cked more than the Protoss in South Africa

Void Samukai

You talk a lot of sh!t, for a second grade hunter

I thought you had killer lines. Where were they in this blunder

For all I hear is steam, from a guy with no honour

And I'm coming on you like a Type 1 bomber

So you should take your planet killer guns and hide under them

You're f#cking with the best samurai of the shogun

I'm first to Japan, and last to Americans

And killing you like your own dodgy laws with guns

Ask Maceswinger if I'm just a sh!t rapper

Cuz I jump on you like: Bam Calabunga

So don't go vomiting joke lines at me

If I wanna hear burn lines, I'd go watch Epic Rap Battles of History

Orion Caelum

Oh you'll be history, when this battle ends

Now sit back and get rekt by my friends

Cuz what you gonna do with your ancient swords

When CVN, TATO and I come raining with hoards

Of Freedom Warriors, trained in hell

To crush any foolish dude and ring the funeral bell

I've got Australian steak killers with the power of America

And everyone knows you're just a Nippon failure

Void Samukai

Ohh, Can I be the Vietcom

Cuz I gonna own you

For welcome to the Vietnam war part 2

First I'll tangle you in my booby traps

Then stab you in the chest

I'll make cupcakes from your organs

You cannot outgut the best

Let your friends come at me, my Punzerschiffs are blazing

When they take aim, they always make sane guys crazy

So there's no use in trying to sink me with that kind of brotherhood

So now that that's understood

GET THE F#UCK OUT OF MY NEIGHBOURHOOD!!!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!!!

EPIC RAP-RAP-RAP-RAP-RAPPPP BATTLE OF BSCN!!!